Name badge photobombs Ted Cruz

[NameAlreadyTaken]

She opened her jacket at the last second

[riversedge]

1. That pic was a while ago but worth seeing again

[PJMcK]

2. Cruz looks like a used car salesman

Except he has less credibility.

[Shermann]

5. Dress for the credibility you want, not the credibility you have nt

[rickyhall]

14. Used car salesman would wear plaid slacks.

[BobTheSubgenius]

18. Would you buy a used ideology from this man?

[GemDigger]

3. In 2015 I ran into him at an airport.

So I shook his hand and wished him good luck.

So he said "I thank you for the vote".

I said, "No sir. You have that wrong, I am voting for HRC but I am a good sport and wish you luck anyhow".

He turned his back to me and walked away while I cracked up laughing.

[2naSalit]

4. Good one.

I'd probably just laugh at him and point.

[iscooterliberally]

6. He shaved his beard off?

He somehow looks worse, both with and without a beard.

[Brother Buzz]

7. It's an old photo, an old event

It cycled on DU some time ago

[iscooterliberally]

8. OK. Thanks. I was wondering about that.

He still looks worse either way though.

[Brother Buzz]

9. I believe it was taken during the ass' 2018 reelection campaign

It's a safe bet that woman voted for Beto O'Rourke

[COL Mustard]

12. I Wonder If She's Gotten Out Of The Shower Yet?

It would take a long time and a LOT of scrubbing to get Ted's stink and stain off.

[erronis]

10. Good point. His head orifice always looks like the anal one, no matter the hairiness.

[COL Mustard]

11. As Sheldon Would Say,

BAZINGA!!!!

[UTUSN]

13. K&R

[czarjak]

15. Heidi could've done better?

[maliaSmith]

16. Crude Cruz

Looks like old Teddy Cruz is developing the Trump/McConnell neck waddle.
Very unattractive and unkind man. I can't stand even hearing his voice. It's as irritating as ExPresident Trump, Moscow Mitch or Ms Lindsay.

[DENVERPOPS]

19. Their work has been very good to all of them.

They are all developing: "Can't see below my belt anymore, not even the toes of my shoes"......

Next thing, the plumbing industry will have to install mirrors on the back wall of urinals, so these fat boys can see to unzip, zip back up, and pee.........In Trump's mirrored urinals, according to Stormy Daniels, they would have to install a magnifying mirror in all of his......

[flibbitygiblets]

20. Welcome to DU!

Glad to see you here! One friendly word of advice, you might reconsider using the "Ms. Lindsay" moniker. Of late, it's been considered insensitive or even homophobic. I'd hate to see you get pushback from others, so I thought I'd give you a (very friendly) heads-up.

Again, glad you joined and welcome!

-flibbitygiblets

[Ohioboy]

17. The old "I'm with stupid" trick