I just heard Donald Trump on Fox News

[left-of-center2012]

He's planning a trip to the US border in 2 weeks.

He said the US border is so bad that the border patrol is begging him to come down and take charge.

2 weeks.

I wonder if that's the same two weeks he told us for 4 years he'd have the healthcare plan out?

2 weeks.

[Vinca]

1. Don to the rescue - HA!

Maybe he can hold the ladders for the people coming over his lousy fence.

[niyad]

2. Dotard is a private citizen. He has NO authority or standing to "take charge" of anything

governmental.

[soothsayer]

3. No one is begging him to do anything but eff off

[Cha]

29. The Traitor is a Lying SOB

till his last gasp.

[Ahpook]

35. Yes

The idiot lives in the clouds. Nobody is asking him for anything besides his shit eating cult members.

He's so pathetic!

[TreasonousBastard]

4. He's never been much good at taking charge of a anything, public or private.

[Fullduplexxx]

5. Then he should have fixed it when he was there

Border guards ... yes sure

[Midnight Writer]

6. The only thing he is capable of running is his mouth.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

20. This ☝☝☝☝

[MoonRiver]

7. ...

[smirkymonkey]

8. Is this all he's got left?

What a pathetic loser.

[bluestarone]

9. He's no better than any other citizen

So completely BLOCK him and his SECRET SERVICE!

[FalloutShelter]

11. Incredible!

TAKE CHARGE?!?!?!? WTAF?


I know.... I know... we can't expect the orange wildebeast to abide by etiquette, but former Presidents are expected to sit down and SHUT UP... even if they expect to tun for office again.

[jalan48]

10. It's part of the rightwing strategy to take the focus off of Biden's successful pandemic response

and put the focus on a bogus border issue. It's all about diverting media attention and has nothing to do with the actual issue at hand.

[spanone]

12. As if he didn't completely fuck it up...

Comedy Gold...

[jaysunb]

13. I wonder how he'll get there.

He sure can't use AF1 and I see his own plane is rusting somewhere in New York.
I guess the cult will put together enough for a bus ticket.

[Mike Nelson]

14. Yikes!

... must be a very serious CRISIS to have him visit in two weeks! I assume he's rushing over on the first boat from China.

[Aristus]

15. Did they come to him, men, strong men, with tears in their eyes,

and say "Sir...we need you to come down and take charge..." - ?

[WA-03 Democrat]

19. Big guys, tough guys

Straight from central casting, with the biggest tears you ever saw. “Sir, please return to life of pleasure and wedding receptions.”

[LakeArenal]

16. Who?

[left-of-center2012]

17. I'm surprised Trump didn't say ...

The border patrol agents told me:
"Sir, we have no batteries for our flashlights."

[sop]

18. Only he can fix it!

[kentuck]

21. The immigration issue worked for him before...

I guess he is looking for a re-run?

[Baitball Blogger]

22. I hope he forgets his I.D. and passport at the hotel, and someone pushes him over

the border.

Where's your papers, buddy?

[WHITT]

23. Ask Him

why his great beautiful wall couldn't handle a $99 saw from Home Depot.

[msfiddlestix]

24. That's an asshole who isn't facing Rico charges right now.

Ain't it just a little bit weird? I mean that he's even able to talk to anyone on the Fucks Snooze broadcast is enough to confirm to me we don't have a functioning justice system. And that is what we should be talking about right now.

[machoneman]

25. The Prez needs to immediately fire the top echelon of the Border Patrol forces. Say 10-25 top.....

..officers who are not only cowed by R representatives and senators but are actively working to undermine Joe's authority per other news reports. Stat!

[MFM008]

26. who gives a rats ass

what the fat golfer does.........

[Baked Potato]

27. He endangers National Security.

[struggle4progress]

28. I feel like I really should know who that is ... Wait ... It may come to me ...

Is this the serial rapist? Or is he that nimrod who used to be on TV constantly blithering about he knew more about everything than anybody who ever lived? Or is he the failed businessman and income tax cheat who had the fake charity? Or is he that guy who directed all those thugs to the Capitol to hang Pence?

[Dave in VA]

30. The orange hemorrhoid

is itching again?

Load up on the preparation-H!

[Arazi]

31. Going to cost him some money now. These photo ops aren't free anymore

Pony up loser

[electric_blue68]

33. Bwah! 👍

[electric_blue68]

32. Well, maaaaybe the Fake Border Patrol men are begging him...

[FloridaBlues]

34. There's no reason for him to do this and I doubt any agents called him just more lies

It will just show the border he left in a mess for Biden to clean up.

[soothsayer]

36. Not just a mess but a mystery about where all the money went

[MustLoveBeagles]

37. Budi had a great response about this on another thread

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=15278992

[tinrobot]

38. He's going to become the equivalent of a washed up "greatest hits" band

He'll book himself on second-tier cruise ships and revisit his greatest hits to an ever-dwindling audience of old fans.

Hits such as:

"Build the Wall"

"Biggest inauguration ever"

"Stable Genius"

"Cofeve"

...and more.