Mar-a-Lago tag is like a portal into some parallel universe that seems like our world, but not quite

[soothsayer]

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Donald J. Drumpf
@RealDonalDrumpf
You don't have to be Fluent in Russian to be a Mar-a-Lago member, but we do accept rubles at the cash bar.

Schooley
@Rschooley
Mar-a-Lago tag is like a portal into some parallel universe that seems like our world, but not quite.

[gratuitous]

1. Classy like Freddy Blassie

Ordinarily one must go to a flea market to run into someone as charming as Deva.

[soothsayer]

2. Flea market, flea bag. Close enough

[Blue Owl]

3. T***p looks like a gaudy, hulking boob as always

[Diamond_Dog]

4. OK

I’m gonna throw up now...

[jalan48]

5. That's some serious ugly.

[tblue37]

6. Fashion advisor?!

[Hugh_Lebowski]

7. I don't think it's obvious enough that Trump had chin work done when he'z quiet for weeks

After the election.

No, seriously, that's exactly what his jawline and neck looked like at the end of his term

Anyone remember the certain 'feature' he used to have there in his throat? Magically gone now?

[soothsayer]

10. Look closely if you can bear it. she seems to have roughly edited his wattle

It’s pretty sloppy up close, ha

[Hekate]

14. Right you are;that's an edit. That pic looks nothing like Trump: it's half his size in every respect

His belly is gone and his shoulders have been trimmed to nothing. What gives?

[soothsayer]

19. Idk, it's a weird angle where his head is gigantic

I’m not sure of what trickery they used except the sloppy wattle part. Ugh. I can’t look. My eyes! My eyes!

[hunter]

15. I have inside information that Melania paid a hooker to smother Trump with a pillow.

Trump's body was fed to the alligators and he's been replaced by a body double.

It was all planned in the basement of some pizza shop.

The Secret Service knows, but is covering it up because they are afraid Trump supporters would start a new Civil War if they knew their great leader was dead.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

16. You heard that too? So did I! Obviously it must be true!!!1!1! (nt)

[DesertRat]

8. Fluent in Russian

Of course.

[3catwoman3]

9. Do people not look in the mirror...

...before they leave the house? Good gawd!

[soothsayer]

11. I wonder whether it were a themed party

But she does tend to dress... like that

[3catwoman3]

12. The theme being...

...”look as hideous as you can,” I guess? Everyone in that group shot looks ridiculous.

[soothsayer]

13. Ha they do.

[Vinca]

17. If her fake eyelashes were any longer she could dust the furniture with them.

[onethatcares]

18. now that's

the first thing that comes to mind when I think of the word, "sexy"..

I'd bite my arm off if I woke up with her laying on it.........then I'd beat myself to death with that arm.

[PJMcK]

21. Double bag ugly? (n/t)

[GoCubsGo]

20. Could you please ad a "Graphic Images" warning to your subject line?

Good Gawd!

[taxi]

22. For English speaking visitors, go to:

ru.floridahomes4u.us