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Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:11 PM

My solution to this problem...

"Hello... 911?? Hurry..there's a big black man with one of those assault rifles at the coffee shop. He looks angry and threatening. Please hurry!"

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Reply My solution to this problem... (Original post)
albacore Mar 2021 OP
RKP5637 Mar 2021 #1
marble falls Mar 2021 #2
underpants Mar 2021 #4
Midnight Writer Mar 2021 #3
albacore Mar 2021 #6
Midnight Writer Mar 2021 #10
marble falls Mar 2021 #13
TreasonousBastard Mar 2021 #15
albacore Mar 2021 #7
marble falls Mar 2021 #9
Midnight Writer Mar 2021 #12
Midnight Writer Mar 2021 #14
TreasonousBastard Mar 2021 #16
marble falls Mar 2021 #8
Diamond_Dog Mar 2021 #5
Yavin4 Mar 2021 #11

Response to albacore (Original post)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:16 PM

1. Slings his dick over his shoulder! n/t

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Response to albacore (Original post)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:16 PM

2. It's the RW's answer to emotional support dogs.

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Response to marble falls (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:20 PM

4. I'm stealing that

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Response to albacore (Original post)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:17 PM

3. I probably shouldn't post this, but...

I reckon I could walk up with my concealed carry pistol and take out a half dozen of these assault rifle toting cretins before they could unsling their unwieldy rifles and get a shot off.

These weapons would be good in a zombie apocalypse, but not much use for a situation someone may actually encounter.

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Response to Midnight Writer (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:27 PM

6. Seen this one...?

I believe those are expensive handguns.
I grew up in Detroit in the 1950's...tough neighborhood.
(How tough was it?..Instead of playing "Spin the bottle"...we played "Spin the cop."
This poor asshole would be found naked sticking up out of a trash can. Guns in the wind...

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Response to albacore (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:35 PM

10. I hope they get his order right.

Again, he not only makes himself a high value target in any altercation, he doesn't look like he could fire any of those weapons in a hurry. Plus, he's more likely to blow his own ass up than any assailant.

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Response to albacore (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:38 PM

13. The look on the baristo's face is pretty good.

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Response to albacore (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 04:36 PM

15. Good God! Is that a bazooka? Or the the latest LAW looking for a tank to blow up?

These people are hopeless.

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Response to Midnight Writer (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:31 PM

7. Or this guy...

You folks who know how much those handguns cost could probably guess how much all that rigging is worth.
A little tap on the head from behind with a baseball hat, and the guns are gone.

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Response to albacore (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:35 PM

9. Testosterone replacement therapy would be so much cheaper and effective.

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Response to albacore (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:37 PM

12. At least he's wearing a mask. He apparently has enough sense to know you can't shoot a virus.

I'm assuming the band on his hat says "Retired", but from this angle it looks like it says something else.

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Response to albacore (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:44 PM

14. Makes me think of the 21 foot rule.

You could be 21 feet away from this guy with a simple knife or club, and be on him before he could clear his holster.

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Response to albacore (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 04:38 PM

16. Why three guns when he's only got two hands? And what kind of fire fight does he expect...

with all that ammo?


retired all right-- hasn't had wood in years.

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Response to Midnight Writer (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:31 PM

8. Theoretically, of course, I think your supposition is on the money.

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Response to albacore (Original post)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:23 PM

5. Grandstanding asshole.

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Response to albacore (Original post)

Mon Mar 29, 2021, 03:37 PM

11. I think that I have the answer to the gun crisis.

Free penis enlargement surgery in return for you giving up all of your guns.

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