You'll have to wait a bit longer for your discretely packaged item...

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Relax. It's coming.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

2. This must be why I feel so empty inside (nt)

[Nevilledog]

3. I guess it IS the motion of the ocean

*Twitter response

[Laffy Kat]

5. .......

[Hugh_Lebowski]

6. I also had a pretty good joke to make about the headline ...

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"Flood victim claims Cuomo came onto her at her home"

But I didn't want to appear insensitive.

[brewens]

4. That got me wondering. Does Putin have a former guy blowup doll to remind him

of their times together? If he doesn't, someone should get him one.

[Hekate]

7. Oh dear, I imagine them bobbing around the oceans like the rubber duckies...

[roamer65]

8. Size does matter.

That was a very large ship that was stuck in quite a tight canal.

[NanceGreggs]

9. Whatever floats your boat ... n/t

[ZonkerHarris]

10. Those poor innocent dildos. They didn't deserve this.