One Way to Get RWers to Get the Shot ...

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... is to let them believe all available vaccine was bought up by George Soros and that there will be none available for Republicans.

[genxlib]

1. I suggest tranquilizer darts

Right in the but cheek if possible

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3. Oh, oh, oh, oh!!! How do I join?!?! What if we vax them several times?

[chowder66]

2. Offer a free gun.

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4. Of some wierd caliber no one makes ammunition for.

[chowder66]

7. just offer it after they get the vaccination but don't actually have any to give them.

oops. Sorry we ran out!

[central scrutinizer]

5. Borowitz had an idea

Get Barack Obama to urge people NOT to be vaccinated.

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6. Missed that one, sad part is it'd work.