Should Gaetz Marry or Adopt the 17 year Old?

[Stallion]

she could refuse to testify after a shot-gun marriage based on marital privilege

[catbyte]

1. Well, the adoption scam worked for Ted Nugent, plus he wouldn't have to worry about

community property. And the GQP don't care.

[aeromanKC]

2. Not so sure his pool boy would be too keen on that.

[PortTack]

4. Yeah..was just gonna chime in on that

[lillypaddle]

6. Young man, young woman

the 3-some possibilities sound positively fascinating. Well, they might, were Gaetz not part of the equation. Yuck.

[Haggard Celine]

3. I think she, Gaetz, Nestor, and that woman he proposed to

at Maga Lardo last year should all move to Utah together and shack up. He could marry the one betrothed to on paper and put the others in separate houses and visit each one different days of the week. Mitt Romney's A Senator out there and he's A priest or whatever, so he could make it legal. I think that's A good plan.

[speak easy]

7. 'Maga Lardo'

[brewens]

5. This is all a big misunderstanding. It's being reported that the girl is his cousin. Not a big deal

at all. In some parts of the country.

[keithbvadu2]

9. Rudy Giuliani country?

Rudy Giuliani country?

[FelineOverlord]

8. Should Gaetz Marry or Adopt the 17 year Old?

Gaetz is whining on Twitter that he’s being “smeared” by a former DOJ official who wanted $25 M.

[Bev54]

11. Yeah well let's put Gaetz under oath and see if he still says that.

[Midnight Writer]

10. Probably about time to trade her in for a newer model. She'd be 19 by now.