Remember: actual humans smeared their feces around the Capitol and that was Just Fine

[soothsayer]

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@kathrynw5
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Mar 31, 2021
One of Biden's dogs pooped on the floor, per pool

"Champ and Major were spotted in the hallway outside the Palm Room doors in front of the Diplomatic Room. There was dog poo on the floor. It’s unclear which dog was responsible for it"

Jaynie's Got a Bun
@FreeGirlNowNYC
Before Fox News spends six news cycles in this, I’d like to remind everyone that actual humans smeared their feces around the Capitol and that was Just Fine

[leftieNanner]

1. I have had four German Shepherd Dogs in my family over the years

They are wonderful smart dogs. I don't think they should be loose in the White House, however.

GSDs respond to patterns. I think there may be too much chaos for Champ and Major.

Just MHO.

[Me.]

2. Breaking News?

Will there be a presser? How big, how long did it stay there? Are the haters investigating?

[Wicked Blue]

3. Obviously that poop needs to be DNA-tested

to finger the culprit.

Not sure if I'm referring to the canines or the traitors.

[Mr. Ected]

4. We just spent 4 years with a giant piece of shit inhabiting the People's House

A couple of dog turds must feel like a ray of sunshine compared to that.

[abqtommy]

5. I'm not the only one that's beginning to think that reTHUG fascists are NOT

"actual humans". Nope, they're definitely something else.

[lagomorph777]

6. What a load of crap.

[NameAlreadyTaken]

7. I never realized those were humans.