Got my first dose of the Moderna vaccine today. No side effects so far... except...

[Yavin4]

I made Microsoft Edge my new default browser.
I made Bing my default search engine.
I bought an XBox even though I don't play video games.
And I can no longer bring myself to say anything derogative about Windows ME.

[Sanity Claws]

1. That chip really works!

[Yavin4]

3. I guess....Microsoft Teams is far superior to Zoom...

I don't know why I just said that.

[greenjar_01]

6. *****whispers*****

(It is, actually, especially for app integration)

[Diamond_Dog]

2. Remember next time

Rub a magnet over the injection site. It disables the chip.

Or so it has been said on Facebook ....

[wcmagumba]

4. I gots myself a powerful hankering for DOS 6.0...Jethro Bodine

[ret5hd]

7. Retro Bodine...fixed it for you, you're welcome.

[wcmagumba]

11. Oops, typed too fast in my longing for semi obsolete operating systems embedded in my Moderna chip..

[greenjar_01]

5. Call a doctor if you get the urge to check eBay for a used Zune

Immediately.

[Yavin4]

8. Now, you tell me.

I just bought a Zune on eBay.

[greenjar_01]

13. Ha!

[awesomerwb1]

9. Have you tried tracking yourself yet?

supersecretbillgateschiptracker.com

[lapfog_1]

10. I learned obscure excel formulas

and now I can animate my powerpoint.

[MerryHolidays]

12. I hear you don't go full Gates until you get the second dose of Pfizer/Moderna

I suspect this will be me after the first dose:

[iscooterliberally]

14. I got the Pfizer one with the Metal Zone chip in it.

https://www.musictech.net/news/covid-19-vaccine-5g-chip-boss-metal-zone-guitar-pedal/