Caribou Barbie (Palin) caught the Hoax (Covid)

[Nevilledog]

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Mrs. Betty Bowers
@BettyBowers
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Mar 31, 2021
Alaskan stunt queen, Sarah Palin, who trolled the "hoax" COVID virus with "don't wear masks" photo-ops, has been, shockingly, diagnosed with the hoax virus.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
@BettyBowers
In quintessential Republican fashion, now that the virus affects her personally, Sarah Palin has completely changed her tune on masks.

Sarah Palin Reveals COVID Diagnosis and 'Bizarre' Symptoms, Urges Others to Continue Wearing Masks
Sarah Palin has tested positive for COVID-19, and she's urging others to continue taking the pandemic seriously
people.com

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Surprise, surprise! The worm has turned into a ..........hypocrite. n/t

[soothsayer]

2. Well good

[KY_EnviroGuy]

3. Sarah, call tRump. He has a host of frontier cures.

The bleach can be used for hair treatments, too.......

[11 Bravo]

4. The Klondike Kardashian just needs to spike up with a little Clorox. She'll be fine.

[Paladin]

5. Suits me. (nt)

[NurseJackie]

6. I really shouldn't laugh... but...

[malaise]

14. LOL

[Mickju]

43. Excellent schadenfreude!

[UTUSN]

7. K&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rickford66]

8. Absence of Republican empathy until ....

[doc03]

9. That reminds me of word salad and

that voice.

[peppertree]

20. You betcha!

[doc03]

28. Many Republicans thought she should

be president.

[peppertree]

32. True. She was one of a long line of flavors-of-the-month - until they decided on Needy Amin

And when he dies, you can bet they'll hitch their wagon to someone even more vile and extreme.

It's their thing.

[mezame]

10. Hoisting:

So many petards, so little time.

So many beers, so much to do.

(ohpleaseohpleaseohplease Ron Johnson, Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson next ohpleaseohpleaseohplease)

urrp

[Harker]

11. Damned if I didn't just spend a minute and a half

wondering what 'salmon à la mode' was in reference to.

[louis-t]

19. That's funny.

But it could mean "cooked in wine, with vegetables". I never knew that!

[Harker]

27. Nor did I. Thanks!

It does mean "stylish" or "in the fashion", but the whole idea of a scoop of ice cream on top was my only thought.

[getagrip_already]

12. If she is concerned....

she must be in the hospital and struggling for breath. A fitting place for her to be treated as she deserves.

[SunSeeker]

29. She's 57. She should be concerned.

The very first patient in the US to die of Covid-19 was a 57-year-old woman. We are a lot better at treating it now, but we're still losing 1,000 Americans to Covid-19 every day.

[IronLionZion]

13. Even the most rural places have plenty of COVID cases

last year many conservatives were assuming COVID would mostly kill us off in the cities. Yet it's in Alaska and all across rural states everywhere.

[wnylib]

36. Yeah, remember when they wanted

covid to spread into urban areas that tend to be Democratic? But the virus turned out to be bipartisan and just as comfy down home on the range as among city slickers.

[louis-t]

15. Funny, all of the 30-something deniers at my office are now

catching it. They have little kids. They don't wear masks around the office and probably not much when they are out of the office. Office has been shut down for a few days. Luckily, I moved my office home a year ago and got my second shot last week. A lot of trumpanzees in our multiple offices caught it. I have 0 sympathy. The best thing is they are all calling me to do their showings. Cha-ching!

[NurseJackie]

17. Silver linings!

💲💸💰💵🤑💲

[llmart]

16. So she has "bizarre symptoms"...

who knew that one of them was stupidity.

[Nevilledog]

18. That was a pre-existing condition.

[ShazzieB]

40. DEFINITELY a pre-existing condition!

The stupid has always been strong with that one!

[wnylib]

37. Of course she has bizarre symptoms.

Everything about her is bizarre, even her illnesses.

[kairos12]

21. Go into the light.

[FlyingPiggy]

41. hahahahaha

[FakeNoose]

22. I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning

In this case, afternoon is good too.

[Demovictory9]

23. Is she apologizing for trivializing the virus

[SunSeeker]

25. Of course not. nt

[SunSeeker]

24. She really is an idiot, and a horrible mother to those lost kids.

Her poor Downs Syndrome son caught it too of course. Once one person in the house has it, it is pretty hard to keep the others from getting infected.

[thesquanderer]

34. And she still doesn't understand masks.

From the article:

"I then observed symptoms in my son Trig, who curiously is the most enthusiastic mask-wearer,

Getting covid is much more about who AROUND you is wearing masks, than whether you are wearing one yourself. What a mask does best is protect others (a more difficult concept for Republicans?)... so whether Trig got it has very little to do with whether or not he wore a mask, but probably has a whole lot to do with whether his infected siblings did. So no, there is nothing "curious" about it.

[SunSeeker]

35. Exactly. Trig got it because the idiots around him didn't wear masks. nt

[Yavin4]

26. The Trump precursor n/t

[panader0]

30. She likes meth. If she was smoking it, she could get quite ill.

That would be too bad.

[twodogsbarking]

31. I can't wish illness on anyone

that is so stupid.

[Dakota Flint]

33. I would never wish her to die from Covid-19

But... the after-effects of the virus I want her to suffer each and every day for the rest of her miserable existence on this planet.

[DFW]

38. I want to know what gave it away

I mean, when has she ever NOT displayed bizarre symptoms?

[sarcasmo]

39. The Devil's doing

[ProfessorGAC]

42. This Is True To Form

The professional quitter has QUIT mocking mask wearing.
It was inevitable. Whatever it is she's up to, she quits.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

44. From the Hoarse Whisperer

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[roamer65]

45. Who cares?

I don’t.

[mnmoderatedem]

46. remember her and trump sitting down eating pizza several years ago?

the two of them combined could not muster enough mental energy to light up and Easy Bake oven light bulb.

[live love laugh]

47. Fuck her and her attempt to be relevant. nt