The best post in the history of posts since the beginning of time by DUer KG.

[Botany]

When "the big Government" came to arrest those mouth breathing "patriots" how many of them
fought back with all the guns they have so they can defend their "free-DUMBS?" I bet > 80%
came in on their own when the FBI or their lawyers told the to.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=15288783

?w=900

[leftieNanner]

1. And A Similar Concept

All those "Preppers" who whined about the Covid lock downs instead of living in their fancy bunkers full of canned food.

Idiots.

[brewens]

2. I was expecting some standoff and shootouts. That could still happen, but I bet a lot of

these guys would have sworn they wouldn't be taken alive before they were faced with a warrant.

[Botany]

3. A few years ago I knew a U.S. Marshall not the biggest guy but when he and his crew came for you ..

... you were done. He dealt with some really nasty people, he told me that the best time
to get the person they were after was between 2 and 6 AM when they were sleeping, and
the person they wanted usually woke up to a weapon to their head and a room full of people.

[ret5hd]

5. Note to self: work the night shift if committing federal crimes.

[csziggy]

6. Don't worry - they will know your sleeping habits

And come at your most vulnerable time. Just don't do any federal crimes, is my recommendation.

[ret5hd]

8. Note to self: if committing federal crimes, stock up on meth.

[czarjak]

4. I know every one of those fuckers long-lost twin brother.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

7. And wet their pants when the cuffs snapped shut.

KY............