So, How Long Before It (Gaetz) Goes All The Way to That Orange Has-Been?

[Beetwasher.]

Just wondering. Young girls. Etc. etc. Right up the pussy grabbers alley.

[Budi]

1. Wonder who's name he'll flip 1st, 2nd, 3rd...

If he playes his cards right, he could name so many in that orange circle of pals that he'd never even have to do time.

They all know what each other's done.

[Beetwasher.]

2. Trump Had To Be Getting His "Fix" from Somewhere

Why not Gaetz? His congressional lapdog who would be looking to score points with the boss.

[EYESORE 9001]

3. He's so stupid that he may give them up inadvertently

Besides, I don’t expect prosecutors to even mention the possibility of copping a plea in a case this abhorrent.

[Budi]

4. Abhorrent. Yup, that's the word.

[EYESORE 9001]

5. It's as close as I can get to a proper description

We may have to invent a new word.

[royable]

7. Invent a new word? How about "gaetzeist," as a takeoff on "zeitgeist"?

used in a phrase, "The Republican party's current gaetzeist of embracing putrefacatious acolytes."

[Hugh_Lebowski]

6. Yeah they will ... based on what we know right now, this case presents numerous 'outs' for Gaetz

that could complicate a guilty verdict in a jury trial.

Plus his friggin dad is LOADED, he's in Florida, and he's a RePuQ.

My guess based on what we know right now is that Gaetz cops a plea to 1-2 years in state prison, 10 years probation, and has to register.

Course, just the threat of that penalty could be enough to get his sissy ass to roll on EVERYONE.

[Norbert]

8. When the orange anus farts out an, "I don't really know him" claim.

[JHB]

9. Who?