"When you're definitely innocent" (you must start every sentence with your name)

[Nevilledog]

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[TreasonousBastard]

1. Matt Gaetz is full of shit.

[Nevilledog]

2. Matt Gaetz says "I know you are, but what am I?"

[Progressive Jones]

3. You got that right. I knew some scandal would come out of this prick sooner or later. nt

[agingdem]

4. I've never been a fan of "cancel culture"

but I will gladly make an exception for depraved pompadoured Trump-lite Matt Gaetz..and yes, revenge is damn delicious!

[Irish_Dem]

5. Wasn't he a perfect target for Russian blackmail?

[NBachers]

6. I wonder if he's still "the love of her life."

[dameatball]

7. I haven't followed this story for 15 hours and something tells me it has developed a bit.

[femmedem]

10. Ha! Something about the way you phrased that made me laugh. But yes.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/01/us/politics/matt-gaetz-justice-department.html?referringSource=articleShare

"...The Times has reviewed receipts from Cash App, a mobile payments app, and Apple Pay that show payments from Mr. Gaetz and Mr. Greenberg to one of the women, and a payment from Mr. Greenberg to a second woman. The women told their friends that the payments were for sex with the two men, according to two people familiar with the conversations.

In encounters during 2019 and 2020, Mr. Gaetz and Mr. Greenberg instructed the women to meet at certain times and places, often at hotels around Florida, and would tell them the amount of money they were willing to pay, according to the messages and interviews.

One person said that the men also paid in cash, sometimes withdrawn from a hotel ATM.

Some of the men and women took ecstasy, an illegal mood-altering drug, before having sex, including Mr. Gaetz, two people familiar with the encounters said."

[dameatball]

11. Yeah, this thing seems to be unraveling fast. I saw that Daily Beast guy saying he had been on this

for three years and they had already turned down stories because they thought something bigger would come along. That says a lot.

[monkeyman1]

8. ol' mattie is going down like the former guy ! " hard fall coming "

[LudwigPastorius]

9. Maybe that is one of those "technically true" statements.

...because Gaetz made all of his victims refer to him by his porn name, Slab Bulkhead.

[Scrivener7]

13. *Snork*

[Lars39]

15. lol That's a keeper!

[Scrivener7]

12. Mat Gaetz keeps a full bowl of cereal under his hair in case he gets hungry while doing the

work of the people.

(In case you're wondering, it's Cap'n Crunch. Because the kids like that.)

[Kid Berwyn]

14. That's what all the fake IDs are for.

Matt Gaetz isn’t totally stupid, just totally corrupt.