Gaetz Blames the Liberal Media for His Girlfriend Getting Grounded.

[Norbert]

it could only be Andy Borowitz.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. Mark Foley, Dennis Hastert, and Roy Moore have also come out against the grounding (nt)

[Walleye]

5. Don't forget Larry Craig of the airport men's room arrest

[MyOwnPeace]

2. HAS TO BE.......

"Headline-of-the-Day!"

(Bets on FAUX SPEWS sending out a crew to interview 'grounding' parents?)

[Lovie777]

3. How old is his girlfriend? . . .

[Hugh_Lebowski]

6. This is what we call a 'joke', or 'satire' ...

Though it is also rightly called 'kidding on the square'.

You could also say we're taking the piss.

[Ilsa]

4. Ghislane Maxwell seeks new funding source when

Gaetz's gf is grounded.