Jefferson Davis's chair is being held for ransom. Will be turned into a toilet

[Goodheart]

if kidnappers' demands are not met.

https://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/news/2021/04/05/jefferson-davis-chair-confederate-monument-stolen-selma-ransom/7088981002/

[Sanity Claws]

1. How appropriate

[Loki Liesmith]

2. Not great

[gratuitous]

3. I'm in for five bucks

Raise the ransom by that much.

[LunaSea]

4. As monumentnappers go...

They do have style.
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[Goodheart]

5. LOL

[Red Mountain]

6. They're not asking for much

it will be interesting to see if the idol matters that much to them.

[keithbvadu2]

7. Republicans kicked JD's butt.

Republicans kicked JD's butt.

They should be ok with this.

[Jirel]

9. It's a bit of a cheap ransom.

They should’ve demanded at least a week, and the raising of a white flag.

[Generic Other]

10. Like the stone of scone!

DUers might be willing to rent port-a-potties for the event.