New Hypocritical Version - Matthew 25:35-36

[kpete]

[3catwoman3]

1. There's your right-wings Christians...

...perfectly summed up in 40 words.

[BobTheSubgenius]

2. I like to tell the NRA-supporting RWCNJs that, if Jesus had been packing,

all they'd have to occupy themselves on a Sunday is the NFL.

[rickyhall]

3. NRA Jesus AR15 Christ

[SergeStorms]

6. No, silly.

Jesus is going hunting, that's all. Probably for partridge, or rabbits. Those weapons were designed with hunting in mind, or so I've been told by some people.

[Permanut]

8. With a 100 round clip in case he misses..

I'm not aware that Jesus was an expert marksman.

[StClone]

4. Fear, lies, ignorance...religion is just another means to an end.

They are not religious. "Belief" is just a pry bar to be used, often in over-arching situations, as needed. Just as, keeping people fearful and ignorant are tools/ways to manipulate them. Pointing out their hypocrisy has never worked. You need to get them out of power and force them to the margins as THEY WILL NEVER CHANGE even when pointing out their glaring hypocrisy.

[pazzyanne]

5. ...

[usaf-vet]

7. Wow mass produce it. Make it in to T-shirts I'l buy one or two or three.......