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perfessor

(265 posts)
Tue Apr 6, 2021, 06:42 PM Apr 2021

The Best Part of the Psaki Bombs Happens Offscreen

You know, in my imagination.

Before the presser: the staff member tasked with scouring the right-wing fever swamp reports in. "General Psaki, sir! we have intel suggesting that Newsmax intends to deploy the Secret Memo!"

* Psaki rubs hands together, twirling an imaginary moustache *

Then of course, the press conference exchange happens, which as we all know did not go well for Newsmax.

Later, and again in my imagination, the hapless reporter goes back to his office where he fields a phone call from his boss. "Yes sir, I got to ask the question ... no it didn't go as planned -- I dunno sir, she just seemed -- prepared. Almost as if she saw it coming."

Also in my imagination, every day when Peter Doocy walks into the room, one of the real reporters says "Hey Doocy, nice socks today!"

Cheers all!

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The Best Part of the Psaki Bombs Happens Offscreen (Original Post) perfessor Apr 2021 OP
Clever. We are so lucky that our president knows how to pick such competent people. efhmc Apr 2021 #1
Yeah, that's exactly as I envision it. Must be the way it happens. General Psaki. I love it. nt Biophilic Apr 2021 #2
General Psaki. Yeah, we should call her that. ancianita Apr 2021 #3
Doocy must have a spanking fetish. Grokenstein Apr 2021 #4
She certainly makes the Rump rubes look like NoMoreRepugs Apr 2021 #5
Sometimes it feels like Adam Sorkin dflprincess Apr 2021 #6
Ooo! A secret memo. Sounds mysterious. Botany Apr 2021 #7
I like it. Thanks. George II Apr 2021 #8
Fuck around and find out Danascot Apr 2021 #9

Grokenstein

(5,721 posts)
4. Doocy must have a spanking fetish.
Tue Apr 6, 2021, 08:39 PM
Apr 2021

Every time he leaves the room his ass glows redder than Rudolph's nose.

Botany

(70,479 posts)
7. Ooo! A secret memo. Sounds mysterious.
Tue Apr 6, 2021, 09:10 PM
Apr 2021


After which she said something like, "well get your calculators, charge 'em up, add up the items in the bill
(they are public records), and see how it compares to the secret memo.

Btw she also did an Elvis lip curl too.


And today she told douche ee that the premise of his question was based on a lie and then quoted Colorado election law to his face.

She has game.
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