If I ran Coca-Cola and if Coke delivers direct to Mara

[Captain Zero]

Loco. I would cut off deliveries until he begged me to start them up again. I'd publicize all communication from him too.

[NurseJackie]

1. They'd just buy fountain supplies from a wholesale distributor...

... and for keeping his bedside refrigerator stocked, someone would go to the local Publix or Winn Dixie.

[multigraincracker]

2. To hurt the former president,

I pay big bucks to hire Joe to do a Diet Coke ad and run it on the tv day and night.

[brooklynite]

5. Remember how much people complained when the Trump's promoted GOYA?

[multigraincracker]

9. He is the kiss of death.

Yet so fragile.

[Johnny2X2X]

3. Trump has zero involvement in his club's ordering

He simply says, "I want this", and someone makes it happen for him.

[SmartVoter22]

4. I'd add a $600 per bottle recycling deposit...

for Mara Lago, all golf courses and hotels that might have all the following letters in it's name (m,u,r,p,t).
Yep, a $600 deposit on every can, bottle, jug, concentrate bag/box used by Coca-Cola for any of it's products at those murpt businesses.

Granted, it's mostly states that require recycling deposits to control littering, but I don't think a company could be prevented from creating their own internal 'recycling deposit' scheme, to of course...reduce littering.

Thanks to Lady Bird Johnson for her lead in 1964's Beautification Act, which is where recycling got it's foothold and today, is ingrained, entrenched and permanently part of our daily lives. After all, this is just a deposit, (m,u,r,p,t)'s can get the deposits back.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. All those Phosphates eat Calcium.

In the bones. The addiction to soft drinks will get Trump yet.

[C_U_L8R]

7. I'd teach the world to sing

Just to annoy the racist losers.

[PJMcK]

8. In perfect harmony

Unlike Republicans.