BROKEN: List of Right-Wing "Traditional Values" Released!

[MineralMan]

1. People who are not 100% Caucasian only count in the US Constitution as 3/5 of a person. Therefore, only 60% of votes cast by non-Caucasians can be counted.
2. Women are not complete humans, because they lack the male genitive organ. Therefore, they must be ruled by a man, or men.
3. There is only one true religion, and that is fundamentalist Christianity. All other religions are false and have no rights.
4. Every sperm and ovum is sacred. Therefore, all pregnancies must be preserved until birth.
5. Men can only marry women. All other relationships are an offense under the law.
6. All Caucasian men must own at least one firearm. Others may not own firearms.
7. It is impossible for a Caucasian man to be a terrorist. All terrorism is done by others.
8. Liberals and "woke" people are not loyal citizens and may be denied the vote by any jurisdiction.
9. No woman, nor any non-Caucasian person may hold any job applied for by a Caucasian man.
10. English is the language of God. Non-English-Speakers are not loyal citizens and may be denied the vote.

[NCjack]

1. Not sarcasm. When my family was a member of a cult (RW church)

in the 1950s, the preacher served that kool-aid at every opportunity, and twice on Sundays.

[FoxNewsSucks]

2. No need for the sarcasm,

they really do think that way.

[Diamond_Dog]

3. Sounds about right.

Education for women should stop in the 8th grade, because birthing babies doesn’t require any knowledge past that level. And women wearing pants is against god’s law.

[brush]

4. Very close to actual thinking. And the term "woke" has to be upgraded...

because whenever a slang term is in use by the unwoke it has to be abandoned.