Meanwhile, let's see what the Home Inspector is doing......

[Nevilledog]

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Josh Marshall
@joshtpm
Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with Elmo doll faces charges https://freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2021/04/07/home-inspector-rochester-hills-elmo-doll/7130718002/… via @freep

Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with Elmo doll faces charges
“Just when I think I have seen it all, someone steps up and surprises me with a new level of disturbing actions," Sheriff Michael Bouchard said.
freep.com
3:30 PM · Apr 7, 2021

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2021/04/07/home-inspector-rochester-hills-elmo-doll/7130718002/

A home inspector caught pleasuring himself with an Elmo doll has been charged with two misdemeanor counts in a Rochester Hills district court.

Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59, was arraigned on charges of aggravated indecent exposure and malicious destruction of property under $200. Bond was set at $2,500 cash or surety.

The charges stem from a March 12 incident in Oxford Township, when homeowners asked to have their property inspected at request of the buyers. A nursery camera detected movement, the news release said, so the 22-year-old homeowner checked her phone and caught VanLuven in the act. After he finished pleasuring himself, he returned the doll to its original place, the release said.

“Just when I think I have seen it all, someone steps up and surprises me with a new level of disturbing actions,” Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said in a news release.

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[True Dough]

1. "Elmo, we have a visitor coming..."

[keithbvadu2]

3. Somebody had a hand in making that skit. I said 'skit'.

Somebody had a hand in making that skit.

I said 'skit'.

[ironflange]

2. "Tickle me, Elmo!"