Give Mike Pence's autobiography a title

[True Dough]

Link to tweet

This one is good too:


From Mother to Mother: The Mike Pence Story

[PJMcK]

1. I'm an ASSHOLE (n/t)

[sprinkleeninow]

2. "Does This Fly On My Head Make Me Look Presidential?"

[Cafe Cat]

6. "Mike Pence- The Man Beneath the Fly"

[Silent3]

3. Fear of Fly-ing n/t

[berniesandersmittens]

4. From Magats to Flies nt

[NNadir]

15. I nominate this one as best hands down. n/t.

[madaboutharry]

5. Maybe these

Vol. 1. “Fearing the Tweet: Mike Pence and the Trump Years.”

Vol. 2. “Who Am I? The Story of a Sad Sack Sychophant Lost in MAGA Land.”

[Cha]

8. The Fly

[rickyhall]

9. I'm With Stupid

[lagomorph777]

49. Good one!

[Layzeebeaver]

10. Mien Fliege

[texasfiddler]

11. Hangin' with Mike Pence

[True Dough]

13. That's in rather poor taste

which is probably why I laughed so hard.

[bahboo]

12. well...I came too late to this thread....

laughing at all the great replies...

[2naSalit]

14. "Confessions from...

The Ghost of Harvey Milquetoast".

[bif]

16. Mother May I?

[ChoppinBroccoli]

17. Where Will They Print The Title? I Hear The Book Has No Spine

[True Dough]

23. Fitting!

Nice one.

[lagomorph777]

50. Ouch!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

18. My Dream: A World Without Genitals

[rickford66]

19. The Invisible Man

[keithbvadu2]

20. I escaped from Donald's terrorists.

I escaped from Donald's terrorists.

[lame54]

21. The Fly In The Room

[Baked Potato]

22. Gourd Of The Lies

[NoRethugFriends]

24. a life on my knees

[NBachers]

25. Locked in the Jesus Closet

[DFW]

26. The Beatles already did that over 50 years ago

Nowhere Man

[speak easy]

35. 'Mother should I run for President'?

Pink Floyd.

[Hugin]

41. "Mother's Little Helper"

The '60s/'70s were rife with Pence potential.

[DFW]

53. And, of course, there was Zappa.............. n/t

[Sugarmaggie]

27. Book 1 - 50 shades of orange

[Hugin]

28. "This Page Intentionally Left Blank"

[Hugin]

29. "Help Meeeeee!"

[Mariana]

30. Flyboy. nt.

[Mariana]

31. A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother" nt.

[rampartc]

32. "hangin' with the proud boys"

[jmowreader]

33. My Life as a Toady: The Mike Pence Story

[True Dough]

38. First "toady" reference at comment #33

I'm surprised it took that long! Many people do think of that word when they look at Pence. It's a sad, but telling situation.

[speak easy]

34. No noose on me.

[Tommy Carcetti]

36. "Remember Me? I Was That Guy? No? Okay, Never Mind Then."

The Mike Pence Story

[Amishman]

37. The Wrong Era

How a man with 18th century values overcame all odds to find success in the 21st century.

[JHB]

39. The White Shadow

[nuxvomica]

40. "I Know Why the Caged Poodle Keeps His Mouth Shut"

"Miniscule Expectations"
"Mein Derp"

[Wicked Blue]

42. Life in Witless Protection nt

[Wounded Bear]

43. The Art of the Kneel...nt

[True Dough]

45. Well done, Wounded Bear!

Playing off the title of one of Trump's better known books while acknowledging Pence's deference.

[Wounded Bear]

46. Don't forget the Christian reference, too...

[True Dough]

48. I did forget that

And it's very easy to overlook because the way these assholes pervert religion, I rarely think of them as Christians. Instead, I see them as manipulative chameleons. It's always about self-gain with them.

[Johnny2X2X]

44. Thank you sir, may I have another?

He was a weak and deranged idiot. But he was a lapdog for a monster more than anything, he took one humiliation after another and asked for more. Trump tried to have him killed and he still defended Trump.

[lindysalsagal]

47. "Sing A Song Of Sex-Pense."

Made that up, meself.

[lagomorph777]

51. I'd clutter up the thread with replies if I thanked all the great posts.

So, if you posted a title, consider me grateful that you gave me a chuckle!

[GregariousGroundhog]

52. Mike Pence - Lord of the Flies