If I ever come across someone who believes the microchip conspiracy theory

[Rorey]

I'm going to tell them that now Bill Gates has made a microchip SO SMALL that it can be inhaled. Once it's inhaled, it implants itself in the lungs where it stays for eternity. The only prevention is to wear a proper mask covering the mouth and nose. Those gaiters are ineffective in preventing the inhalation of the microchips.

[getagrip_already]

1. nanobots - as poised on star trek...

7of9 was living proof they exist.

[Rorey]

3. The DO exist

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[Lochloosa]

23. Yep

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[Lochloosa]

24. 7of9 was proof for a lot of things.

[WhiteTara]

2. I just tell them I don't need

a garage door opener anymore

[Rorey]

4. Vaccinated people will never be missing

The days of people going missing, for whatever nefarious reason, will be a thing of the past.

[WhiteTara]

5. the humor from the irrational fear

is a gift that keeps on giving.

[grumpyduck]

6. What a crock.

Implanted microchips. Geez, yoooou...d th%&@% 0110100111101011001010001101100101101010 %*&^$#@*^%$*

Overflow stack errrrooorrrr 6387529 0100101001011101010101000101

[Blue screen of death]

[whopis01]

11. lol n/t

[nuxvomica]

7. a friend of mine bought a new laptop after his second dose

This is a guy who doesn't like to buy new things very often but the day after his second dose he bought a new Windows laptop while watching QVC. So this means either:
1) anecdotal evidence proves nothing.
2) for the chip to work you also have to watch QVC.

[Rorey]

10. LOL

I just can't tolerate QVC, and infomercials in any form.

[lame54]

8. And the only way to get rid of it is...

To fart it out
So, never go anywhere without your assless chaps

[Rorey]

9. Well, you know they'd be sharting all over the place

Red states would be downright toxic.

Side note: I taught my grandson, when he was just two years old, to recognize "Skip Ad" on his videos so we can both avoid ads.

[AllaN01Bear]

15. i use adblock, adblock plus , adblock plus pluss and adblcok for youtube with some strong

filters . in the end i still hit the skip ad button.

[IronLionZion]

12. It's enhanced by facial recognition software and CCTV everywhere

Deep state doesn't want them to know how easy it is to track people. The only way to defeat it both ways is with a good mask.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. RWNJ At Golf Course, Started Spouting Off Today

Said there's an article in The Lancet that says the vaccines will cause an increase in cancer because it blocks natural cancer fighting agents.
So, I looked it up, right then.
The entire article he's referencing was a UK study about patients already with cancer.
Those doctors expected higher mortality because of deferred treatments in the UK, and the possibility that the immune response from vaccines would interfere with chemo.
I asked him if he actually read The Lancet article. "No, I read an article on Breitbart.". I asked "Do you want to read the actual piece? I've got it right here.". Reply: " No, they probably aren't telling the truth.". Me: "What horseshit! It's the article you just used to make your point. It was accurate 3 minutes ago.". Crickets.

[calimary]

17. OMG! Your last paragraph!!!!!

"What horseshit! It's the article you just used to make your point. It was accurate 3 minutes ago."

LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!!!!

[2naSalit]

18. For some reason...

That response is good enough for their cohorts.

[eppur_se_muova]

14. Carry a remote in your pocket. Point it at them and click a few buttons.

Then say, "you must not have the chip. You're still alive."

[2naSalit]

19. LOL!

[AllaN01Bear]

16. wouldnt your antibodies go after that chip as it is a foregin object after all?

dont thell them that . dont confuse me with facts .

[ChoppinBroccoli]

20. The Next Time Someone Says That, Just Say, "Here, Hand Me Your Phone"

After they do, you can just say, "There, I just got rid of your tracking chip for you."

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

21. And these idiots probably all have cell phones.

[FakeNoose]

22. Better yet, tell them they can get them from playing video games