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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWonkette: Matt Gaetz And Dr. Handjob Went To The Bahamas For WHAT? Allegedly?
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Close your eyes and count to "balls," it's time for the Matt Gaetz peenerweener update!
The word of the day is "Bahamas." Investigators are reportedly looking into whether Gaetz might have transported someone/s across international lines to BAMAHAS for sex, while on a trip with HAND SURGEON and MARIJUANA ENTREPRENEUR. (Same guy, who is both surgeon of hands and entrepreneur of marijuanas.)
Dr. Handjob McWeedPot, that is what we'll call him helllooooo, if you are a hand surgeon you by definition perform hand jobs is actually named Jason Pirozzolo, and according to CBS News, he "allegedly paid for the travel expenses, accommodations, and female escorts" for the trip with Gaetz, which allegedly happened in "late 2018 or early 2019." Were escorts taken to the Bahamas specifically for purposes related to Matt Gaetz's unseemly dong? That is what CBS says investigators want to know.
"Traveling across state lines is what creates a federal hook for a prosecution," Arlo Devlin-Brown, a former prosecutor and partner at Covington & Burling, said in a report that aired on the "CBS Evening News with Norah O'Donnell." "It doesn't matter that [Gaetz] personally paid them as long as he knows someone is doing that."
So it doesn't matter if Matt Gaetz personally CashApped everything. If he knew Dr. Handjob was footing the bill, if he was aware of that, and if escorts were literally being transported to conduct intercourse with the congressman, that is the issue. DID DR. HANDJOB BUY THE SEXCORTS FOR MATT GAETZ?
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Wonkette: Matt Gaetz And Dr. Handjob Went To The Bahamas For WHAT? Allegedly? (Original Post)
Nevilledog
Apr 2021
OP
"Research." Yeah, go with that. It was "research" into child trafficking...
Wounded Bear
Apr 2021
#7
TheBlackAdder
(28,189 posts)1. Well, we know it wasn't to enjoy locally made Bahama Mamas.
2naSalit
(86,586 posts)2. Matt Gaetz peenerweener update!
Dread Pirate Roberts
(1,896 posts)3. I know that there really isn't anything funny about Gaetz
I just can't help thinking that at some point the prosecution in his coming case is going to be producing a half-colored place mat into evidence along with the testimony of a waiter to the effect that "....well, Mr. Gaetz ordered the New York Strip, medium rare, a baked potato, asparagus and a glass of the house Merlot. His date had the chicken fingers, fries and a large coke."
Nevilledog
(51,094 posts)5. *snort*
Response to Nevilledog (Original post)
Chin music This message was self-deleted by its author.
gldstwmn
(4,575 posts)6. Oh my. Epstein may still have
been alive and free during that time period.
Welcome back by the way.
Response to gldstwmn (Reply #6)
Chin music This message was self-deleted by its author.
Wounded Bear
(58,649 posts)7. "Research." Yeah, go with that. It was "research" into child trafficking...
:facpalm: