Those "vaccine" people got nothing on me.

[underpants]

It is so here’s what I did. I got one of those tracking shots “vaccine” they call it. Then I replaced the Sprint SIM card in my phone with a T-Mobile card but here’s the kicker, I then went to a 5G tower licked it and dry humped it (in that order) then went home and plugged in our 5G extender upstairs. I’m telling ya they won’t know where I am. North end of the house or south end - upstairs downstairs their equipment will be spinning like mad trying to find me.

[leftieNanner]

1. Tricky underpants!!

Well done!

[Aristus]

2. Wow. What a social faux-pas.

You could at least have bought the 5G tower dinner first...

[Hugh_Lebowski]

3. No doubt ... I mean how old can that tower be? Old enough to give consent? I think not!

[underpants]

5. The 5G tower brings ME dinner!

DoorDash UberEats etc.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

4. This plan is fucking genius if I understand it correctly (nt)

[underpants]

8. Yeah your up there, one of us huh?

[Hugh_Lebowski]

10. You bet!

[PJMcK]

6. Wait...

You mean the little tin foil hat I made for my iPhone won't protect me? It looks kinda cute.

[underpants]

7. I left that at home

As I understand it they may track those now

[Johonny]

9. I heard Johnson & Johnson scrapped 15 million doses of vaccine

because they want to upgrade their batches to 6 G

[underpants]

12. Ooh thanks

I’ll account for that.

[Duncanpup]

11. Brilliant just brilliant

You sir are a genius

[underpants]

13. Like a fox