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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums17-Year-Old Asks Friend What It Means When Guy You Like Wants Blanket Pardon
PENSACOLA, FLWondering if this was a sign that their relationship was official, local 17-year-old high school student Sophie Garrett was overheard Wednesday asking her friend what it means when the guy you like wants a blanket pardon. Has a guy ever mentioned something called a blanket pardon, said the senior class treasurer to a reportedly more experienced friend, explaining that she didnt want to look up the unfamiliar term on a school computer and risk getting detention. He hasnt directly asked me yet, but I peeked at some of his texts and it was mentioned several timeslike, he was almost bragging about it. Not to sound like a prude, but is it normal hand stuff, or am I supposed to do more things, like, under the blanket? I dont want to feel pressured into it, like when he asked to check if I was wearing a wire, but I dont want him to break up with me either. Ugh, this is what I get for liking bad boys. At press time, a note recovered at the scene confirmed that everybody at the school had already heard that Garrett did blanket pardons.
https://www.theonion.com/17-year-old-asks-friend-what-it-means-when-guy-you-like-1846635815
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17-Year-Old Asks Friend What It Means When Guy You Like Wants Blanket Pardon (Original Post)
muriel_volestrangler
Apr 2021
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mezame
(295 posts)1. I should write for the Onion...
...my 'tucker carlson is a crossdresser' rumor would've been better received. Live 'n learn.
Tiger8
(432 posts)2. It's okay to be a cross dresser...
...but Tucker Carlson is never okay.
Layzeebeaver
(1,645 posts)4. however, if tucker is a crossdresser...
It is still absolutely acceptable to be a crossdresser...
But would not be OK for him to be Tucker no matter how he is adorned.
ornotna
(10,807 posts)3. Now I'm confused
Last edited Fri Apr 9, 2021, 09:04 AM - Edit history (1)
So, who was giving and who was getting the blanket pardons at Merde Lago?