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RALEIGH, NCCalling it his lifelong dream, local man Brendan Lockhart, an insecure and perpetually frustrated bully who believes he has something to prove to the world, told reporters Thursday that he is seriously considering a career in law enforcement.
Lockhart, a recent high-school graduate who sources confirmed is plagued by resentment, self-doubt, unexpected fits of rage, and has always had a penchant for tormenting those who are smaller and weaker than him, explained that he feels he is well suited to serve as a police officer.
Ive always wanted to be a cop, said Lockhart, whose paranoia and inferiority complex constantly haunt him, leading him to lash out at others in order to convince them he is in control. I know its a tough line of work, but I think Ive got what it takes to earn my shield and get out there and keep the peace.
This is the job I was born to do, continued the man whose main goal in life is to prove to others that he is strong, confident, and not afraid.
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(26,044 posts)...of course, SO MUCH has changed during that time, this satire is surely now of only historical interest.
magicarpet
(14,144 posts).... but what a mirror of AmeriKKKan LEO.
sheshe2
(83,729 posts)Yet it is 100% the truth.
GopherGal
(2,008 posts)Maybe I know now how The Onion got its name...