Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan & Rand Paul walk into a bar

[kpete]

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[Comfortably_Numb]

1. Thus a splendid time was had for all....everybody else that is.

[Tribetime]

39. 😇

[Bettie]

2. That is the best story I have read

today!

And everyone else lived happily ever after.

[Solomon]

3. What a great story!

Now that's what i call a short story.

[LymphocyteLover]

4. my favorite bar joke!

[Beakybird]

5. The regulations weren't necessary. They voted with their dead feet and never returned to that bar.

[not fooled]

23. And their heirs

were able to file a lawsuit! So there!

[griloco]

27. If only they hadn't TortReformed LiabilityLawsuits out of existence!!!

[KarenS]

6. I really am going to go the hell for the things that I laugh at,,,, n/t

[Comfortably_Numb]

10. We'll have to raise a beverage there.

[crickets]

33. I'll be right there with you.

I surprised myself laughing so hard and not really feeling all that bad about it.

[johnthewoodworker]

7. But, but, where were Tucker, and Sean, and all the other Republican/Nazis?

[RVN VET71]

8. Like the punch line to the old joke about what you call a hundred lawyers

chained together at the bottom of the sea, it’s a start!

[hatrack]

9. And with 99.9999999% fewer words than Atlas Shat!

Well played!

[Paladin]

11. Never underestimate the power of a story with a happy ending. (nt)

[brooklynite]

12. The problem with memes is that they focus on witiness over accuracy...

Paul Ryan was never a libertarian.

[Martin Eden]

13. Finally, an Ayn Rand story with a happy ending

Too bad they didn't die before their malicious influence.

[electric_blue68]

36. yes! Bwah!

[jcgoldie]

14. And everyone lived happily ever after

I love a happy ending 💕

[lagomorph777]

15. And Ru Paul laughs loudly.

[Tommymac]

16. Tommymac Shrugged. nt

[Mr. Evil]

17. No regulations! You could roll with this for most all republicans.

Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao buy a house. The house collapses on them because there are no regulations. They Die.

[hay rick]

18. I'll buy the next round for all the mourners.

[FakeNoose]

19. The bartender doesn't get charged with murder

... because ... free-dumb!

[smirkymonkey]

20. And the rest of us lived happily ever after.

[hot2na]

21. And everyone lived happily ever after!

[Raster]

22. I just love a story with a happy ending.

[paleotn]

24. And society in general is better for it.

Darwin in action.

[llashram]

25. funny

[SergeStorms]

26. I love happy endings!

Not that I wish ill will on anyone or anything like that, but paying for your own stupidity is the only way some people learn.

[George McGovern]

28. Agreed SergeStorms! Especially the part about "happy endings!"

Excellent posting kpete!!

[NNadir]

29. A lovely happy fairy tale. Nt

[ironflange]

30. It's a good start

We need more of their ilk to go into that bar.

[Permanut]

31. And Sean Hannity, and Tucker Carlson, and..

Mitch McConnell
Matt Gaetz
Mango Mussolini
all of the Mango Mussolini offspring, and spouses
Marsha Blackburn
John Cornyn
Tom Cotton
Ted Cruz
Laura Ingraham
Wayne LaPierre
My Brother in Law

et al

[magicarpet]

35. Yes,... give them all a shot of the same tainted stuff.

...thinking the same thing.....

[BobTheSubgenius]

32. And they are all spared the humiliation of collecting services, stipeds and pensions...

...they don't believe in, from a government they don't believe in, either.

Love this joke!

[druidity33]

34. I see this...

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but no punchline.

[ShazzieB]

38. The full text is as follows:

"Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die."

[ShazzieB]

37. Best. Bar. Joke. Ever!

[Ilsa]

40. Best Seller! Faulkner Award material! Nobel Prize for Literature! nt

[modrepub]

41. You Forgot The Most Ironic Part

About landing in the hospital afterwards, lingering for weeks and then having their families get a hospital bill (that their insurance company didn't fully cover) that ran into the 6 digit range for their troubles.

There, now it's fixed.