The problem when the Bloated Fuckturd....

[Aviation Pro]

...shucks his obese coil from the earth is that he will probably be buried inside the walled gates of Merde-a-Lardo and thus deprive us of pissing and shitting on his grave.

[hlthe2b]

1. Supposedly he built Versailles-inspired area to include his burial site @ Trump National (Bedminster

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/where-trump-wants-to-be-buried

American Presidents traditionally choose to be buried in their home towns, often in sight of a library built in their honor. If Donald J. Trump were to win the election, that might change. Although five of his relatives are interred in the Lutheran All Faiths Cemetery, in Middle Village, Queens, Trump has been making plans to spend eternity behind the first tee of one of the courses at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey. “Wouldn’t you want to be buried here?” he told the Wall Street Journal, in 2015.

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Trump ended up liking the golf club so much that, in 2007, he filed plans with Somerset County to build a family mausoleum there, decorated with nineteen-foot-tall stone obelisks. Local authorities were skeptical, and Bedminster’s mayor, Robert Holtaway, argued before the city council that a Trump grave could attract the wrong sort of people, comparing it to a place “in Austria where a Nazi war criminal was buried” that “became a tourist attraction.”

In 2009, as the mausoleum debate raged, Ivanka Trump married Jared Kushner at the Bedminster club, surrounded by Sick’s Versailles-inspired boxwoods. More recently, the club has served as Trump’s debate-prep war room, where Kushner, Rudy Giuliani, Roger Ailes, and Kellyanne Conway coached him to take on Clinton. Last summer, with the permits finally secured, Trump broke ground on the tomb. When the work began, Fox News reported on the development with a headline that would be hard for any editor to resist: “Trump Is Digging His Own Grave.” ?

[FakeNoose]

2. There's always the chance he'll get a library

I hope he doesn't get one, but it would be open to the public.

[Marie Marie]

3. Throwing his bloated body in a landfill would suffice for me.

[MyOwnPeace]

4. With President Joe

fixing the EPA after IQ45 sold it out to dirty money they probably won’t be allowed to make such a toxic dump (and ‘dump’ is THE appropriate word!).

[Bev54]

5. Where there is a will there is always a way.

[BSdetect]

6. A decent drone could convey a hefty turd ball