Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls for the Development of Anglo-Saxon Space Lasers

[Rhiannon12866]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, a leading member of the new America First caucus, is calling for the development of what she called “Anglo-Saxon space lasers.”

“Anglo-Saxons have for too long ceded space-laser superiority to the airborne laser beams of foreign banking élites,” she said. “This shall not stand on my watch.”

She took the opportunity to reassure her concerned QAnon supporters that she would be able to serve both QAnon and Anglo-Saxonhood at the same time. “I can multitask,” she promised.

Greene concluded her remarks by invoking the name of the mighty Anglo-Saxon deity who inspired her space-laser vow. “By Woden’s will, we shall prevail!” she shouted, brandishing an oversized hammer.


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[jmowreader]

1. Thanks for prefixing this with Borowitz

Mrs. Greene would actually do this.

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Borowitz has her number

And I wouldn't want anyone here to mistake this for LBN, since with Marjorie Taylor Greene, there's really no telling...

[TDale313]

2. Fuck White Supremacy. n/t

[area51]

4. Ha! n/t

[MarineCombatEngineer]

5. I know this is Borowitz, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least

is she actually came out and said this.

It's amazing how such a small brain can move such an ignoramus.

[Rhiannon12866]

8. Same here!

But what baffles me the most is that someone with such blatantly repugnant and fringe beliefs could actually be elected to Congress in this country.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

9. Says a lot about her constituents. nt

[keithbvadu2]

6. 'Jewish space lasers will not replace us.'

[Rhiannon12866]

7. Good one!

[Kid Berwyn]

10. That's what Ronald Raygun was all about.

Star Wars Welfare for the Wealthy White Warmonger Set.