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SoCalDavidS

(9,998 posts) Sun Apr 18, 2021, 12:07 AM Apr 2021

How About A Program To Trade In Your Hazardous Peloton In Exchange For An AR-15?

Personally, I would feel a whole lot safer having a gun around the house with children, than a deadly Peloton.

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How About A Program To Trade In Your Hazardous Peloton In Exchange For An AR-15? (Original Post) SoCalDavidS Apr 2021 OP

If you have both a Peloton treadmill and a kid, why not trade the kid for an AR-15 instead? RockRaven Apr 2021 #1

I Have None Of The Three SoCalDavidS Apr 2021 #2

I read something referring to Peloton owners as "cultish" because they weren't giving up their sop Apr 2021 #3

RockRaven

(14,966 posts)

1. If you have both a Peloton treadmill and a kid, why not trade the kid for an AR-15 instead?

Reply to SoCalDavidS (Original post)

Sun Apr 18, 2021, 12:12 AM

Apr 2021

Get fit. Wave around a proxy peepee. None of this nurturing bullshit. Win-win-win. America, fuck yeah!

SoCalDavidS

(9,998 posts)

2. I Have None Of The Three

Reply to RockRaven (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 18, 2021, 12:31 AM

Apr 2021

At my age, a kid is unlikely, and I'm anti-gun, so that's out too.

I guess the most likely acquisition would be a Peloton, but apparently those are too dangerous, so I'm SOL.

sop

(10,171 posts)

3. I read something referring to Peloton owners as "cultish" because they weren't giving up their

Reply to SoCalDavidS (Original post)

Sun Apr 18, 2021, 12:50 AM

Apr 2021

machines after being warned of the potential danger. What does that make owners of AR-15s?

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