Ted Nugent has COVID

[AZSkiffyGeek]

And it doesn't sound like he got by with a mild case... https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ted-nugent-tests-positive-for-covid-19-i-thought-i-was-dying/

[Blue Owl]

1. He never had any sense of taste

[AZSkiffyGeek]

4. Thread win

[colorado_ufo]

28. Good one!!!

[samnsara]

52. i loved 'Stranglehold' :(

[Maxheader]

60. I know,

Such mixed feelings, lurvd his Idea of rock..

Loathed his politics...

[Laffy Kat]

2. I must hold my tongue, lest I go to hell.

Oh wait, I don't believe in hell.

[roamer65]

17. If Poopy Pants is in heaven, you will want to go to hell.

I would.

[WA-03 Democrat]

5. Journey To The Center of Ted's Mind

Which is impossible because he is hollow in the head.

[PSPS]

10. Even though he's weirdly MAGA now, he was a killer lead guitarist for The Amboy Dukes 50 years ago.

"Journey to the Center of the Mind" was a big hit in the 60's. I wonder if he was a closet Nixon supporter. LOL.

[GReedDiamond]

31. One hit wonder...

...I have personally played with at least a few guitarists who are magnitudes better than the highly overrated Ted The Ped.

Fuck Ted Nugent.

Oh, I almost forgot, FUCK TED NUGENT!!

[Kaleva]

42. How successful were the careers did these guitarists have?

I think some who criticize Ted's musical talents often miss the point. Ted was a successful rock star, which isn't the same as a being a very talented musician. I found one site that claimed Ted's current net worth is about 20 million but haven't been able to find any other source that confirms that.

[90-percent]

41. teds solo

one of the best of the early psychedelic era. Unfortunately, he released two lackluster albums on Frank Zappa's STRAIGHT label early 70's.

He also drove the original Mothers to their shows in Michigan in his van when they went on their first U.S. tours.


-90% Jimmy

[Casady1]

48. My friend

played drums for his midnight New Years eve show in Detroit every year. He said Ted was a huge waste of talent.

[scarytomcat]

50. I never thought he was a.good guitar player

All noise

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. From the Hoarse Whisperer

Link to tweet

[SheltieLover]

8. Of course!

"Big, strong men don't need vaccines, right?

All they need to feel ok is a truck & guns.

[orleans]

7. womp womp n/t

[RANDYWILDMAN]

9. Which one ? Covid 1-18 or is it 19 ?

Thanks Ted, get well sometime

[SergeStorms]

22. He knows nothing about science.

He doesn't see how they could develop a vaccine so quickly, so naturally it can't be good and should not be trusted. We could explain mRNA to him, but it would be like trying to teach a fish how to play the flute.

I hope you suffer, Ted. You deserve nothing less than years of suffering.

[Crunchy Frog]

11. Yeeeeaahh!

[Bleacher Creature]

12. Karma. NT

[rampartc]

13. take 2 hydroxichloriquine and call me in the morning

[Crunchy Frog]

15. Or some bleach.

[ShazzieB]

33. The smirky Dr. Fauci pic in your signature is amusingly appropriate for this! 😁

[Crunchy Frog]

38. It's a facepalm reaction to something outrageous the former guy said.

I can't let it go.

[Raine]

14. "Not looking for sympathy" that's good because he won't get any

from me. He's's an animal murderer so absolutely no sympathy from me no matter how much he suffers which I hope is a lot!

[roamer65]

16. I don't care.

Do you?

[Redleg]

18. Ha ha ha ha ha!

I hope he suffers.

[SergeStorms]

19. ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!!!!!

That makes my day. 🥳💥💫💥🥳

Wango Tango your diseased ass out of that, nut ball!
There may be a god after all.

[liberaltrucker]

20. Thoughts and prayers for that poor virus

infected by Ted Nugent

[OhioChick]

21. "I got the Chinese shit."

Well Ted, that "Chinese shit" came back to bite you in the ass.

Karma and all.....

[SergeStorms]

24. It's the "Trump shit" now.

It may have originated in China, but Trump's inaction gave rise to all it's variants, and those all belong to him (and now you, Ted).

[OhioChick]

25. Good point.....

Sorry, not sorry, Ted.

[SoCalDavidS]

23. We Can't Get Lucky Twice In One Year

2021 has already rid us of Rush, this would be like a bonus.

Hope he Suffers greatly. I hope the worst is yet to come.

[OhioChick]

26. Like the P1 variant?

[madamesilverspurs]

27. Surprising.

Thought he'd be more likely to go for the Covid 14, or maybe 15. . .


.

[obamanut2012]

45. hahahahaha

[RocRizzo55]

29. Are they sure it's not

Cat Scratch Fever?

[AZSkiffyGeek]

67. He caught it from the kitty next door

[UpInArms]

30. From the article

In December, Nugent said that he would refuse to be vaccinated against the new coronavirus and he railed against pharmaceutical companies and their development of the vaccine. "A vaccine that was authorized in four months compared to every other vaccine that took years of adequate testing. Have you seen what's in it?" he said earlier this month.

Nugent has repeatedly expressed skepticism about the effectiveness of face masks during the pandemic and has mocked those who wear them, despite that both the CDC and World Health Organization have urged their universal use.

I hope he doesn’t need medical help.

[GReedDiamond]

32. FUCK TED NUGENT...nt

[LittleGirl]

34. That's what I was going to type. Thanks. nt

[GReedDiamond]

35. You are welcome!

[LisaL]

47. There is no luxury of waiting for several years of testing during the raging pandemic.

I guess he found that out the hard way.

[Bucky]

58. You're a saint

I wish a debilitating illness on no one. I can't say that's the first thought that came to mind when I heard Nugent got The Rona

[JohnSJ]

36. Couldn't care less what happens to that piece of garbage

[edwardmartin]

37. yes

yes

[BlueStater]

39. He's a horrible human being, meaning he'll most likely survive this.

🙄

[TreasonousBastard]

40. Well, HE claims he was so sick. Any confirmation, or is he just bragging about how he...

survived what terrifies the rest of us?

[nattyice]

43. Know what would be ironic at the end?

Good luck with the Trump virus, asswipe.

[obamanut2012]

44. Cat scratch fever may also complicate his CV19

I hope he is sick for the rest of his miserable, child-raping life.

[blueinredohio]

46. Couldn't happen to a better person. I hope he suffers long and hard.

[MissMillie]

49. A moment to remember what Mom (RIP) taught me

No matter how ugly the human being is, you don't take joy when bad things happen to them.

This one is a big test for me.

[Towlie]

51. And now he says he won't take the vaccine! Guess what, Ted: It's too late for that anyway.

 
?

Independent: Ted Nugent tests positive for coronavirus after calling pandemic a ‘scam’

Describing his symptoms including a “stuffed-up head” and “body-aches”, Nugent continued: “My god, what a pain in the a**. I literally could hardly crawl out of bed the last few days… So I was officially tested positive for Covid-19 today.”

He then repeated previous comments that he wouldn’t be getting the vaccine because “nobody knows what’s in it”.

So "nobody know what's in it" but they do know what's in you?

[GoCubsGo]

53. "...nobody knows what's in it..."

Except that they give you a list of the ingredients in the paperwork you have to read and sign before taking the vaccine. I guess the ol' pants-shitter is illiterate, along with being a stupid, racist asshole. Typical GOPer.

[Bucky]

54. But at least Bill Gates can't find him with the tracker chip...

...or at least not the one in the vaccine

[dalton99a]

55. He'll live

unfortunately

[Bucky]

56. Does this mean he has bad taste too?

[BumRushDaShow]

57. Huffpo had a copy of his facebook live video announcement

if you can stomach it.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ted-nugent-tests-positive-coronavirus_n_607eb2b8e4b0df3610c03264

[Buckeye_Democrat]

59. 10 days of symptoms, eh?

That's about how long my sister-in-law had symptoms, assuming she would soon recover, until she was hospitalized from suddenly struggling to breathe.

If only the good die young, though, Nugent will survive.

[multigraincracker]

61. He just needs some 13 year old jail bait,,,,lyrics from his song...

[Verse 1]
I've got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can't resist the old lady's purse

[Chorus]
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

[Verse 2]
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one little think I got do to you

[Verse 3]
So tell your mama that I'm back in town
She likes us boys when it's time to get down
She's got this craving for the underage;
I just might be your mamas' brand new rage

[Chorus]
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe

[Verse 4]
Honey, you, you, you look so nice
She's young, she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She so fine, she's mine
All the time, I woke my mind

[Hook]
It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama

[Outro]
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
Hey, I'll share her with you!

[WA-03 Democrat]

68. The MAGA poet laureate! N/t

[Liberal In Texas]

62. The irony...He's going to get his Darwin Award yet.

Anti-masker, anti-vaxer, death count denier. What an ass. He deserves this.

[2naSalit]

63. Well, guess maybe it won't be jail then?

[Stallion]

64. Cat Scratch Fever?

[area51]

65. So Nugent actually fell for Kellyanne Conjob's comment

about "Covid 1 through 18".

He's lucky he can afford American healthcare.

[demmiblue]

66. ...

[Initech]

69. Bat shit fever!!!

[flotsam]

70. Ted! Your life is in danger!

Go shit in your pants and hide again like the last time!