"Robert Chapman" was texting with his potential date on Bumble as he stormed the Capitol.

[Nevilledog]

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Julia Davis
@JuliaDavisNews
“Robert Chapman” of Carmel, New York was texting with his potential date on Bumble as he stormed the Capitol.

He said: “I did storm the Capitol and made it all the way to Statuary Hall”.

She said: "We are not a match" and turned him in.
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[soothsayer]

1. This makes me happy

[FakeNoose]

2. She reported him - that's the best part

[ailsagirl]

7. Yes!!

[Me.]

3. I Wonder If He'll Be Able To Multi-Task In Prison

[AllaN01Bear]

4. never heard of it befor untill now (bumble) i wont give my phone # or face book profile to strangers

good for her. ultimate dump. and he did bumble it. ( sorry , couldnt resist.)

[tanyev]

5. "This will really impress her!"

Narrator: It did not.

[ProfessorGAC]

11. Beauty!!!

Laughing as I'm replying!

[malaise]

13. You win the thread

[malaise]

14. You win the thread

[Aussie105]

6. So what did he have planned?

A nice storming of the Capitol, a quiet date afterwards, nice music, a nice meal, a few drinks . . . maybe more?

A fitting day's work for a valiant Fighter for the Revolution!

Great plan!

Pity it didn't work out - then again . . .

[hibbing]

8. Bumble fumble n/t

[crickets]

9. Priceless! I love it. nt

[struggle4progress]

10. "Women are so confusing!"

[ProfessorGAC]

12. "Hey, I'm A Traitor & Felon"

"Want to go out sometime?"
What a dolt!