Midday Insurrectionist Roundup for your Friday pleasure

[soothsayer]

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Sedition Track
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[BREAKING] Jeremy Groseclose has been indicted by a federal grand jury on *SIX COUNTS*

Jeremy Groseclose

Residence: Virginia
Age: 38

http://seditiontracker.com/suspects/by_status

Sedition Track
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This lovely coupled bragged about fighting the cops and getting pepper sprayed. By now they have probably figured out they won't be serving their time in the same cell. #SeditionHasConsequences
https://seditiontracker.com/suspects/mark-middleton…

Mark Middleton

Residence: Texas
Age: 51
Occupation: Volunteer Firefighter, Pilot
Best Quote:
"We helped push down the barriers. Jalise and I got pepper sprayed, clubbed, and tear gassed."

Jalise Middleton

Residence: Texas
Age: 50
Occupation: Billing Manager
Best Quote:
"We fought the cops to get in the Capital and got pepper sprayed and beat but by gosh the patriots got in!"

https://seditiontracker.com/suspects/jalise-middleton…







Sedition Track
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FBI didn't need any tips to get this guy. They just tracked him down with his cell phone. He had a lawyer present with him and in a refreshing change of pace he admitted everything, made no excuses, told no lies.

Matthew Martin charged on April 22, 2021
seditiontracker.com

Residence: New Mexico
Age: 42
Occupation: Defense Contractor with Security Clearance

https://t.co/c9gZEr7XYs

[secondwind]

1. "Defense Contractor with Security Clearance".

[soothsayer]

2. Right? Former, soon.

[gay texan]

3. Hello blacklist!

If memory serves me correct they specifically ask you if you've ever participated in the overthrow the United States government.

[spooky3]

21. Blows my mind that he put that at risk to be an insurrectionist. Idiot. Nt

[bucolic_frolic]

4. Oh, boy! It's Friday! MAGAts in Chains really juice my weekend!!!

[Deuxcents]

5. It's always a pleasure

Getting your roundups..TY

[peppertree]

6. GROSSclose

His goose is cooked.

[soothsayer]

7. They were so happy insurrecting together

Goofballs. Your fearless leader had abandoned ye.

[peppertree]

9. As Cheeto himself put it on 1/6:

"But why do they have to be so low-class!?"

[uponit7771]

8. I love these post!!

[soothsayer]

10. Yay!

[CatWoman]

11. K; R

[EYESORE 9001]

12. I will rec every thread like this

[CanonRay]

13. Funny, they don't look as happy as they did committing felonies

[malaise]

14. So who or what wiped the grins off their faces

[soothsayer]

15. Accountability? Ha

[malaise]

16. Can't wait to see their consequences faces

[soothsayer]

18. A perfect triptych

Of “How it started.. how it’s going”

[malaise]

20. Lock them up

Vile scum!

[Fritz Walter]

19. Ah such wonderful memories!

Getting pepper-sprayed, clubbed and tear-gassed,... while committing treason.
Rot in jail, seditionist trash.

[Scrivener7]

22. Shoot! I almost missed it today!!!

Reading this is like sinking into a nice hot bubble bath.

Ahhhhhhhhhh.........

PS: that couple look like they're brother and sister. Which would explain a lot.

[Rustyeye77]

23. What a happy couple.

They’re so proud of themselves .

Have fun in the Fed prison. The good news is they can write to each other.

No conjugal visits for you two.

[Rustyeye77]

24. This is Jeremy Groseclose's maga mug shot

?w=467

Seems like a friendly guy.

He’ll make a lot of friends in prison.