Dinnertime Insurrectionist Roundup: butt crack edition?

[soothsayer]

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Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
The FBI has been using facial recognition to catch insurrectionists but I've developed a butt crack recognition algorithm that's going blow this case wide open.

Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
JFC I'm trying to concentrate and find a specific Nazi and b/c this guy decided to reveal his butt crack at a key moment it now haunts me everywhere I go. This time in 4K!

Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
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Apr 23, 2021
A witness came forward *DURING THE ARREST OF HIS BROTHER* (likely a family member or neighbor) and they gave the FBI a rundown on the brother as well. #SeditionHasConsequences #SeditionTrack

Jason Owens arrested on April 16, 2021
seditiontracker.com

https://t.co/fp1LFHNwTO

Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
His brother is the one next to him in the blue hat.

Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
[UPDATE] Brady Knowlton has been indicted by a federal grand jury on *SIX COUNTS*

Residence: Utah
Age: 40

http://seditiontracker.com/suspects/by_status…

[Blue Owl]

1. Run that image through the crack recognition software

[FakeNoose]

2. He's got a nice place to keep his gun warm on a cold January day

[Permanut]

9. Yeah, but it's not a concealed carry.

[3auld6phart]

3. Plumber's crack.

That reeking arse should be out doing a plumbing job someplace.

[soothsayer]

4. Exactly. Sayyy, didn't g Gordon liddy break into the watergate with "plumbers"?

[TroubleMan]

5. I don't think that's the Capital tunnel they were looking for! nt

[soothsayer]

6. Aiyeee!

[Mr. Evil]

7. "The FBI has been using facial recognition to catch insurrectionists."

If anyone knows or can attest to the recent whereabouts of 'shitface' or 'assface' please call the FBI!

[panader0]

8. I was a bricklayer and bricklayers spend a lot of time bent over.

At least until you get the wall built up a bit. When things are humming it's called
"assholes and elbows". If a guy had a butt crack, someone would come up behind him and put
a quarter in the crack. Bricklayers can be a bit disgusting. More than a bit.

[George II]

10. You had to post that picture around dinnertime? We have a guy down the road that works on his car...

....every week. We get that view frequently. We've taken to calling him "crack man".

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. If I were the judge at his trial, that'd cost him an extra five years. nt

[miyazaki]

12. This threads a crack up.

[ShazzieB]

13. I'd try to think of a funny crack to add to the others here. 😉

But y'all are doing a great job without my help!