Trump Does Not Miss 'Very Boring' Twitter

[DonViejo]

April 24, 2021 at 7:12 am EDT By Taegan Goddard

Former President Donald Trump said that Twitter has become “very boring” since he was banned from the social media platform, Insider reports.

Said Trump: “I’m really getting a big word out because we’re doing releases. And every time I do a release it’s all over the place. It’s better than Twitter, much more elegant than Twitter. And Twitter now is very boring, a lot of people are leaving Twitter.”

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https://politicalwire.com/2021/04/24/trump-does-not-miss-very-boring-twitter/

[underpants]

1. Oooh inching back ever closer to Howard Hughes territory

He seems to be back. That is quite the statement. Everyone is just waiting for his decrees, his elegant decrees.

Funny I haven’t heard of one in what seems like at least a month and that one was a mess.

[North Shore Chicago]

2. The one and only thing

I want to read about him, is his obit. Until then donny, sit down and shut the fuck up. The adults are in charge.

[smirkymonkey]

24. +1000

[Siwsan]

3. Elegant!?!?!?!!

[Irish_Dem]

10. I know, that was the funniest part of his ridiculous statement.

[PatSeg]

12. His choice of words is absolutely bizarre

I wonder what he thinks that sounded like. His language often reminds of someone who has just learned to speak English recently.

[Dave Starsky]

17. There was a border collie recently who understood 1,500 words.

Unfortunately, he passed a few months ago. He was a pretty cool dog.

Anyway, that dog had DEMONSTRABLY a greater vocabulary than Donald Trump. I would have much preferred that he had been president.

[PatSeg]

19. And a border collie

would be more compassionate than that monster.

I've known people who weren't terribly smart, but they knew that and were quick to ask relevant questions. There's nothing worse than a stunningly dumb person who pretends to be a "genius" and if that person is in power, he/she is also extremely dangerous.

I love border collies!

[Dave Starsky]

25. They can be manipulated by treats and hugs.

But, yes, I could sleep soundly knowing that a border collie president wasn't scheming every night thinking of new ways to hurt people, rip them off, or seek petty revenge.

[PatSeg]

27. Some incompetent, stupid

people hurt others inadvertently, but with Trump is was very intentional and sadistic. He enjoys it.

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. He's getting a very big word out. Wtf

[PatSeg]

21. Hey

Trump "cherishes" big words. Must be that BIG brain of his!

[Siwsan]

22. trump* is addicted to Diet Coke and superlatives

He can't get through a couple of hours without the first, and rarely spews out a disjointed sentence without using one, or more, of the 2nd.

[Celerity]

4. lies

[PJMcK]

5. Poor Trump

He's been barred by Twitter and Facefuck. To salve his fragile ego, he denigrates those platforms to try to elevate himself. It's a failed attempt, just like so many other Trump efforts.

One funny part to me is that he calls Twitter boring. Well, that's because he can't read his own tweets and the responses to them. He doesn't want to read anyone else's feed. So, to him, Twitter "now is very boring."

Trump is pathetic and weak. As always.

[PatSeg]

14. That is so true

Anything that isn't about "Trump" is of no interest to him whatsoever. Everything has to be all Trump, all the time.

[Dave Starsky]

18. Yeah, it's the classic "I never liked you anyway" ploy.

Familiar to snubbed middle schoolers everywhere.

[smirkymonkey]

26. I wonder if he has any idea what a sore loser he sounds like.

He's not fooling anybody.

[Maeve]

6. Those grapes were probably sour anyway

[soothsayer]

13. Exactly

[gratuitous]

16. The very definition of the Aesop's Fable story

Nailed it.

[BlueStater]

7. He can go fuck himself with a pitchfork.

He’s infuriating and irritating, not interesting. They’re not the same things at all.

[tanyev]

8. The smooth eloquence of a nine year old.

[keithbvadu2]

9. Donald must be doing fantastic on Pillowman's new social network.

Donald must be doing fantastic on Pillowman's new social network.

[DFW]

11. And when he isn't

The My Jello man can't tell the difference, apparently.

[blogslug]

15. We don't miss you either

Have fun faxing out your lunatic decrees, you unrepentant monster.

[lpbk2713]

23. Sounds like a PeeWee Herman reaction.

Trump must be a big fan.

[Blue Owl]

28. It was a beautiful platform

Now he's sending perfect messages again

[MineralMan]

30. Twitter doesn't miss Trump, either.

The feeling is mutual.