"The FBI has been using facial recognition to catch insurrectionists but..."

[Nevilledog]

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Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
The FBI has been using facial recognition to catch insurrectionists but I've developed a butt crack recognition algorithm that's going blow this case wide open.
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[Xavier Breath]

1. I know a few plumbers

who are going to be on their best behavior moving forward.

[hlthe2b]

2. First light-hearted take on a very serious issue... I had to LOL

[3catwoman3]

3. Can't you tell if your pants are hanging...

...below your intergluteal cleft? I feel quite sure I would be aware of this.

[enough]

4. Well, the heat of the moment............?

[2naSalit]

5. Already had his hands full.