First they came for your hamberders...

[Soph0571]

[Wounded Bear]

1. K&R...nt

[niyad]

2. You nearly owed me a keyboard!

[Soph0571]

3. Hehe then my work here is done:-) n/t

[Biophilic]

4. So often he is right on. Thanks, Soph. I would have missed this and it is

going to make my day. Still laughing.

[CaptainTruth]

5. I want to see Tiedrich on SNL doing a WH press conference.

Imagine him answering every question like that!

[StClone]

6. Jeff rolling

Hamburgers/meat prices may eliminate people eating them. Prices have gone up by 10% or more in the last few years. Produce too but not as much.https://www.agriculture.com/news/business/consumers-will-pay-higher-meat-prices-through-2020

[SunSeeker]

7. I retweeted that. I follow him on Twitter. He's spot on.

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[BobTheSubgenius]

10. Wait till Obama finally springs the Jade Helm trap. THEN it will happen.

[SunSeeker]

12. LOL

[SergeStorms]

17. A single example....

of how FOX lies get the right-wingnuts seeing red and ready to overthrow the government. Multiply this by 5 to get the number of total fabrications they tell each day, then by 365 to get a year's worth. The natural question is, "why don't they just turn the channel"? The answer is, of course, that they WANT to be lied to. It fits their world view, and gives them more reasons to hate Democrats, which they never really need anyway.

[catrose]

25. Outrage is quite the drug

[FakeNoose]

8. Jeff needs to restrict his intake of Faux Noise

It's really starting to increase his stress levels, and it's affecting his health.

[BobTheSubgenius]

9. OH, I wish I'd known that OP was a Tiedrich tweet.

I try to save his stuff for last. This one is up to his usual high standards!!!

[calimary]

11. Grievance babies!!!

That they are! Babies’ activities are largely about the sucking instinct. So this fits in whole new ways! Because these stupid fucking whiny paranoid attention-seeking performative-nonsense grievance-babies are also assholes. You left out the “assholes” part, Jeff.

[George II]

13. And instead of washing them down with covfefe, they have to drink "plant based beer"! The horror!!!!

[Captain Zero]

15. Hops is an herb.

My mother talking about the 'apple cider' my grandfather made in the maple sugar camp on his Ohio farm in the 1920s. She was five, they didn't tell her everything....

[Wednesdays]

16. Except for milk and water,

I can't think of any common drink that isn't plant-based, can you?

[Collimator]

20. That is a fascinating point.

Chicken broth and the like is essentially consumed by drinking it, but such substances are not generally characterized as "drinks".

And since beer is made from grain--which is the primary food fed to cattle--a bottle of beer is basically taking a hamburger out of the mouth of deserving Americans. How dare they?!

[Shermann]

26. Unsweetened Grape Kool-Aid

Some of the Kool-Aid natural flavors and sweeteners can get you into plant territory, but unsweetened grape is plant-free!

CITRIC ACID, MALTODEXTRIN, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, SALT, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF ASCORBIC ACID (VITAMIN C), ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, RED 40, BLUE 1.

[soldierant]

28. Maltodextrin is derived from grain,

although it has come a long way from the original grain by the time it goes into Kool-Ade. From the name, I figured it would be from barley, but it can be just about any grain.

[Shermann]

33. It can be synthesized using bacteria

...if we're "going there".

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0008621505005367

[Captain Zero]

14. Grievance Babies. I gotta remember that.

nt

[Collimator]

18. Glory! Glory!

I can't even read that whole statement out loud without running out of breath. And yet it is a succinct masterpiece.

[applegrove]

19. Then they came for your meat beer and replaced it with plant based beer.

[The Jungle 1]

21. Just keep your socialist hands off my scrapple and don't even look at my apple butter!

I wonder if you can make beer from apple butter.

[soldierant]

29. I'm sure you could ferment something

but I doubt it would be much loke beer.

[The Jungle 1]

32. Then it would be butter beer.

That would sell

[soldierant]

34. LOL!

[BlueJac]

22. K&R

[Initech]

23. Oh no he didn't!!!

[rickyhall]

24. But plant-based beer goes too far.

I must have beef beer.

[peppertree]

27. Oh, yeah? What about my black bean burgers?

And my hot sauce! I know Hillary wanted her soshilist paws on that!

(sacrcasm thingy)

[Raine]

30. LOVE it!!!!!! 🤣👍 nt

[trusty elf]

31. ....