Lindsey Graham announces a contest where the winner gets to play golf with him and Trump

[Peppertoo]

https://www.twitter.com/Acyn/status/1387218808851468294

This is bizarre even for them.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Let's all enter

I'd enjoy giving those two corrupt duffers nine holes of shit torment

[SCantiGOP]

5. If you win

Give your spot to Borat.

[C_U_L8R]

24. Great idea.

[Rustyeye77]

2. I'll take 2nd place .

[Aristus]

19. Don't.

Second place is TWO rounds of golf...

[lagomorph777]

28. GMTA!

[MissMillie]

30. you owe me a new keyboard

[NJCher]

3. All the money in the world

Would not be enough to compensate for even 5 minutes of those two.

[Bucky]

4. Anything for money. But honestly...

I'm pretty sure the Secret Service wouldn't allow me to get that close to Trump with a golf club.

[tavernier]

21. Ok

I laughed out loud.

[rickyhall]

6. If you win do you get to cheat like the other guy?

[Dan]

7. I don't get it.

How can another person get between Lindsey and his kissing Trump's ass?

[Permanut]

8. I'm not able to enter this contest..

I'm already entered in another contest with a better prize; I get to have my fingernails pulled out with pliers.

[keithbvadu2]

9. Will Lindsey lick the contest winner's shoes also?

Will Lindsey lick the contest winner's shoes also?

My guess is that the winner will be a large-money donor.

[Midnight Writer]

10. I'm holding out for the Hot Tub Party with Lindsey and Trump.

[roamer65]

11. Yuck. Ick.

[Baked Potato]

12. Lindsey is turning into Mitch McConnell.

[IcyPeas]

13. Ha! You fools! The winner has already been chosen.

[SCantiGOP]

25. That was my first thought

Zero chance the winner will be some anonymous person from Vermont or Idaho that gives $20.
If you want to win, be a first-time donor from Ohio or Arizona, with a donation of at least $25,000.

[Yavin4]

14. Second place is two rounds of golf with him and Trump. n/t

[lagomorph777]

29. +1

[SWBTATTReg]

15. Yeah, sure. Winner won't get anything as promised...djt has screwed other winners at his

golf courses before too. Two big losers promising a round of golf w/ them for supposedly one winner. Yeah, sure. Probably be someone no one even knows or heard of too, so they'll get around not awarding anything by putting up a fake winner.

[DFW]

16. The Senate Democrats announced a similar contest, except:

Being made to play golf with Graham and Trump is what was forced upon the poor sucker who came in last.

[Vinca]

17. Are you sure that's not the booby prize?

[leftyladyfrommo]

18. Oh, barf. nt

[no_hypocrisy]

20. It might be worth it, if only to be able to yell at Trump

"YOU CHEATED !!!!!!"

[Hotler]

22. Circle jerk! Gather around guys...... nt

[Paladin]

23. The little whore. (nt)

[onethatcares]

26. they get to

hit the balls around, you get to carry their bags.

[lagomorph777]

27. What does the runner-up get? Two golf dates with Rudy 'n' Turdy?