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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMarjorie Taylor Greene Attacks Biden's Plan for Free Preschool: "I Refuse to Go"
Speaking to reporters, the Georgia congresswoman called preschool just another form of mind control and said that she would rather hold my breath until I turn blue than attend such a school.
Joe Biden would like nothing better than to see me sitting on a colorful rug, singing, Do you know what time it is? she said. Ill tell you what time it is. Its time for him and George Soros to stop thinking that Im going to preschool, because Im not, and no one can make me.
Greene also said that she had serious concerns about the indoctrination she would have received had she gone to preschool, as Biden wished.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/marjorie-taylor-greene-attacks-bidens-plan-for-free-preschool-i-refuse-to-go
EYESORE 9001
(25,989 posts)She obviously didnt learn anything the first time - things like basic human kindness, for example.
Evolve Dammit
(16,781 posts)Rebl2
(13,571 posts)she never attended preschool or any school.
The Unmitigated Gall
(3,836 posts)RainCaster
(10,926 posts)However, it is the Borowitz, so I can just smile...
KS Toronado
(17,355 posts)brush
(53,922 posts)Considering how she turned out, she would've benefited immensely from pre-school.
JHB
(37,163 posts)Such is the state of Republicans these days, especially that sterling example.
Harker
(14,049 posts)As a rule, I weight the more outlandish stories as likelier true.
It seldom fails.
USALiberal
(10,877 posts)demmiblue
(36,898 posts)malaise
(269,201 posts)The Borowitz Report
Brother Buzz
(36,478 posts)"Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it. I am willing to believe it. I can believe anything."
malaise
(269,201 posts)hatrack
(59,593 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,572 posts)I wonder if the New Yorker's subscriber base would suffer if Andy Borowitz left for some reason.
rickyhall
(4,889 posts)johnnyfins
(839 posts)Funny, because it is absolutely conceivable that she would say something like this.
Pathetic, because she is a congressperson. UGH.
Montauk6
(8,080 posts)DBoon
(22,401 posts)they said, "Why won't this weird lady go to school?"