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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThings the feds recovered from Rudy Giuliani's apartment:
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Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
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Apr 28, 2021
1/ Things the feds recovered from Rudy Giuliani's apartment:
- file marked "CRIMES, 2016 to present"
- receipt from Philadelphia porn shop located next to Four Seasons Total Landscaping
- 55-gallon drum of hair dye from Ukraine
- 37 burner phones, all damaged from being sat upon
2/
- file marked "Other Cousins to Marry"
- 5,300 unread copies of Donald Trump Jr.'s book "Triggered"
- 17,552 doses of hydroxychloroquine
- jar of farts labeled "My Farts"
- shrine to Donald Trump made entirely of empty wine bottles and Post-It notes reading "9/11"
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9:39 AM · Apr 28, 2021
Rex Huppke
@RexHuppke
·
Apr 28, 2021
1/ Things the feds recovered from Rudy Giuliani's apartment:
- file marked "CRIMES, 2016 to present"
- receipt from Philadelphia porn shop located next to Four Seasons Total Landscaping
- 55-gallon drum of hair dye from Ukraine
- 37 burner phones, all damaged from being sat upon
2/
- file marked "Other Cousins to Marry"
- 5,300 unread copies of Donald Trump Jr.'s book "Triggered"
- 17,552 doses of hydroxychloroquine
- jar of farts labeled "My Farts"
- shrine to Donald Trump made entirely of empty wine bottles and Post-It notes reading "9/11"
END
9:39 AM · Apr 28, 2021
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Things the feds recovered from Rudy Giuliani's apartment: (Original Post)
Nevilledog
Apr 2021
OP
ewwww - also files labeled "insurance to keep me out of jail - top secret"
AnotherMother4Peace
Apr 2021
#11
I can't believe this isn't widely known, but the final entry on the list above reminded me of it.
BobTheSubgenius
Apr 2021
#13
Dawson Leery
(19,348 posts)1. LOL!
FoxNewsSucks
(10,429 posts)2. HAHAHAHA!!!!
(lock him up!!)
Lovie777
(12,232 posts)3. LOL!. . .
Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)4. Bwah!
LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)5. Who?
Faux pas
(14,667 posts)6. Kickin' With Gusto!
lindysalsagal
(20,670 posts)7. 100,000 extra-large pillows....
KS Toronado
(17,199 posts)17. From " the my pillow guy" no doubt!
CatWoman
(79,295 posts)8. LOL
Wounded Bear
(58,647 posts)9. OK, that got a chuckle...
NoMoreRepugs
(9,412 posts)10. Rex Huppke - UDAMAN!!!!
AnotherMother4Peace
(4,242 posts)11. ewwww - also files labeled "insurance to keep me out of jail - top secret"
Stallion
(6,474 posts)12. Actual Scene of Evidence Recovered...
BobTheSubgenius
(11,563 posts)13. I can't believe this isn't widely known, but the final entry on the list above reminded me of it.
Did you know that he was the mayor of NYC when the 911 attacks took place? You'd think he'd mention it, but I guess he's far too humble and self-effacing. Someone should talk about it, though...let his story be known.
ThatJustHappened
(78 posts)14. Cum Stained DVDs
Containing spliced takes from
Amerika's 9/11 Mayor
and
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)15. Toothbrush, toothpaste and dental floss
Never opened or used.
(Its too close to meal time to add photos).
bringthePaine
(1,728 posts)16. serious contender for "funniest ever"😂