Wonkette: Put Down Your Chram, Rudy, The FBI's At The Door!

[Nevilledog]

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We had just been thinking to ourselves that it's been a good hot minute since we got to enjoy bad things happening to bad people. Too long, really.

The New York Times keeps updating its story, but let's just kick off with the headline: The FBI went to Rudy Giuliani's house and said KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER. One of the things you've been waiting for all your life, for the FBI to barge into that scumbag's house. You will obviously like it more when and if he gets arrested and then thrown in prison.

The FBI also raided the house of Victoria Toensing, AKA the wife part of the husband/wife lawyer duo of Hairball and Hairball, Attorneys at Law. You remember the Hairballs! Or you will soon.

If you guessed this is all about the Ukraine scandal, you'd be right.

Let's read some Times and wallow in joy at the Southern District of New York executing warrants on the loser who used to run their office before he fell in with the wrong crowd and starting doing senile cosplay of "Breaking Bad," allegedly:

Federal investigators in Manhattan executed search warrants early Wednesday at the home and office of Rudolph W. Giuliani. [...]

The investigators seized Mr. Giuliani's electronic devices and searched his Madison Avenue apartment and his Park Avenue office at about 6 a.m., two of the people said.

The execution of search warrants is an extraordinary action for prosecutors to take against a lawyer, let alone a lawyer for a former president.

Yeah, to say the least.

*snip*

[Blue Owl]

1. Sorry Rudy, this time it's not a Sasha Cohen/Borat prank

This time, this shit is REAL!

[Me.]

2. What's A Chram?

[Nevilledog]

5. From Urban Dictionary

[Me.]

8. Aaah

THat's a new one for Me.

[underpants]

6. I had to look it up

I’m still not sure

[Me.]

9. Post #5

[underpants]

11. Yeah I saw that.

[jpak]

7. Charm?

[Me.]

10. Look Above

[11 Bravo]

12. Possibly. I suppose it's all in the eye of the beholder.

[Duncanpup]

3. Rudy will roll on trump if it gets to that point

Nobody wants to die in prison

[Midnight Writer]

4. Wasn't Hannity on his way to meet Levi, Oleg and Rudy in Vienna when Levi and Oleg were arrested?

Is it too much to hope for Hannity to be implicated?