Joni Ernst Thinks Liberals Want To . . . Abolish Lasagna?

[FelineOverlord]

And I don’t even want to know about the “sex blimps”

Link to tweet

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[Enter stage left]

1. If you ever needed more proof that we need to spend more...

on mental health issues...here's your sign!


But, not just for Joni, but for anyone that would vote for that f'n idiot.
Lot's more money needed.

[Aristus]

2. You don't want to know about the "sex blimps".

Man, I can't wait to hear more about them!...

[getagrip_already]

6. shhh, the only rule in the sex blimp club....

Is to never talk about the sex blimp club!

Besides, the qop has the pedophile sex blimp club, so why focus on us?

[skypilot]

18. They're what the Jews fly in...

...when they shoot their lasers down to start the wildfires.

[Takket]

3. wait.... sex blimps are in the offing? Why was i not informed? tell me more...

[riversedge]

5. I was just going to ask what are sex blimps.

[Takket]

7. blimpie boy

[riversedge]

17. a sour pickle. ok. thanks.

[getagrip_already]

4. lasagna is a sect of the Great Spaghetti Monster (the one true ) Religion.....

First, there were only the white sauce and red sauce sects. But then a great awakening occurred and the lasagna sect (both meat and meatless variants) emerged.

It was a merger of equals, and more powerful than either.

It makes the right wing zealot classes quake in fear. One lasagna to rule them all.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS (up on extra cheese and sauce)!!!!!

[patphil]

8. They can have my lasagna when they tear it out of my cold dead hands!

Or, if I have extra, I'll offer them a slice.

[spanone]

9. Okay, who told her?

[demmiblue]

10. You do realize that this is photoshopped?

[Biophilic]

11. You do take all the fun out of life. LOL nt

[sir pball]

21. I take it you're unaware of Poe's Law

Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.

[Yavin4]

12. "Only Gay People Get To Go To Restaurants"?

Including The Olive Garden?!?!?!

[Retrograde]

26. Can the rest of us go to restaurants

if we promise not to order lasagna? Or promise to order lasagna? I get confused in my old age sometimes.

And if we can't go to restaurants, can we still order take-out? Jodi, you've got a lot of explaining to do.

[FelineOverlord]

13. 😂😂😂

Link to tweet

[onecaliberal]

14. You'd think she could be bother to give a few shits that her party wants to abolish democracy.

They’re constantly screaming about some trivial random bullshit someone in the echo chamber pulls from their ass as the outrage de jour.

[East-A-Squared]

15. Sex blimp? The answer is....

[Corgigal]

19. Thank you,

lord, that man is a musical talent.

Besides, I though Rachel told us we were against meat, or beef ..something?

Need cliff notes.

[madinmaryland]

16. Wait, what?? The sex blimp crashed and burned from cancer a couple of months ago.

[Danmel]

20. Marvelous Mrs. Maisel??

I'm confused.

[Javaman]

24. The whole thing is nuts

The repukes have nothing but crazy now. they have pushed themselves so far to the right that even tradition repuke platform ideas are too “left wing” for the party of morons now

[Retrograde]

25. Are we supposed to be for or against MMM?

I'm also confused. OTOH, I thought the last season had some big problems with how some characters behaved, but it was still worth watching for the costumes.

And when does the next season come out?

[Danmel]

27. I drool over her wardrobe

And my husband loves Susie. The synagogue the family goes to is the East Midwood Jewish Center, in Brooklyn where I went to religious scholl and had my Bat Mitzvah. Don't mess with Mrs. Maisel you hog castrating wackadoo!

[ecstatic]

22. I'm so sick of these clowns. We have so many important issues to deal with

and this is where they want to keep he discussion. It's sickening and I don't understand why so many republicans are OK with this shit.

[Initech]

23. I think I saw the Sex Blimps at the Troubadour, awesome band!

[Renew Deal]

28. Say no to Lasagna on Sex Blimps!

Her poster is a mischaracterization. We don’t oppose lasagna. We oppose lasagna on sex blimps. How could she be so dishonest?

[FelineOverlord]

29. Joni Ernst Thinks Liberals Want To . . . Abolish Lasagna?

Link to tweet

[PurgedVoter]

30. Consider that Republicans have been allowed to make things up your entire life.

From Al Gore inventing the internet to welfare queens, pizza parlor sex slaves and every single thing Trump ever said. I think it is entirely fair that she get asked to explain sex blimps every time she shows up in public.