The orange con is freaking this morning about Rudy singing soon

[Beachnutt]

but he can't really leave because Iran has a bounty out on him...
The con is screwed

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. And Joe emasculated Putin...

By letting him know that America is back!

[mahina]

2. But how do you know? Reading your headline, for the first time ever

The first time in my life I wondered what Donald Trump thinks. Of course she’s not on Twitter so I have no idea. Where did you read what he was thinking, if we can call it thinking. Thanks very much.

[JohnnyRingo]

4. yeah, this post is speculation.

I imagine Trump is still having someone type out his response on bogus White House stationary, which is hilarious on it's own. I further imagine the garbage can next to the desk is full of drafts that didn't strike the right note.

Losing his Twitter account is the greatest thing he's done for America.

[SoCalDavidS]

3. Rudy Won't Flip

I still don't believe that ANYTHING will happen to Drumpf. He's untouchable.

[TheRealNorth]

5. You may be right....

He probably figures that if he does end up in jail, he'll get the exclusive treatment in Club Fed and not be mainstreamed.

[Duppers]

6. About that bounty on tRump...

Fact checkers say "nope"....

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/jan/09/instagram-posts/did-iran-place-80-million-bounty-donald-trumps-hea/

And others say Rudy won't sing but I'm not sure about that IF he thinks he could land in prison.

Do we really know what the orange turd is thinking? But you're right, it must worry him a bit.

It would be marvelous if it all were true.

One of my favorite imagines...

[MarineCombatEngineer]

7. I think if I were Rudy,

I would be looking for WitSec with the Feds to protect myself against an "accident" in exchange for everything I knew.