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Fri Apr 30, 2021, 07:37 AM

Dear Mr. Trump: It's me again.

As always, I am trying to think of something I can do to help you prove that you won that election by a landslide. We must "Stop the Steal" and return you to your rightful place in the White House. I've already bought all of your caps and flags an commemorative coins and I have sent you my mortgage money for months now, but "Sleepy Joe" is still pretending to be POTUS. I was at wits end about what else I could do---until I woke up this morning!

Mr. Trump, it took several tubes of that KY stuff, but when you wisely suggested that we put UV lights "inside", I did it. It was very uncomfortable and made me sit sort of funny for a while, but I eventually adapted to it very well and can now turn it on and off at will, SO---

---now that you need UV light to detect all the millions of phony ballots in Arizona---well, I'm available. I can squat over each ballot and---"click"---illuminate them and sterilize them at the same time!

No thanks necessary! I will be honored to be of service and play a part in Making America Great Again!

When should I report to the Ninja guy?

Your patriotic pal, Zelmo Thudpucker.

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Reply Dear Mr. Trump: It's me again. (Original post)
Atticus Apr 2021 OP
TraceNC Apr 2021 #1
MuseRider Apr 2021 #10
malaise Apr 2021 #2
Dave in VA Apr 2021 #3
MyOwnPeace Apr 2021 #4
7wo7rees Apr 2021 #5
malaise Apr 2021 #6
arkielib Apr 2021 #7
underpants Apr 2021 #8
niyad Apr 2021 #9
Ilsa Apr 2021 #11
marieo1 Apr 2021 #12

Response to Atticus (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 07:39 AM

1. That's exactly how his children address his birthday cards.

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Response to TraceNC (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 08:54 AM

10. Good one.

I like that, a nice morning laugh after a nice morning laugh!

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Response to Atticus (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 07:41 AM

2. Freaking brilliant

Thanks for a hearty laugh this early

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Response to Atticus (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 08:02 AM

3. Oh, Zelmo

thanks for the laugh this AM!

Hope the UV light is an LED bulb so it doesn't become too warm in your nether regions!



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Response to Atticus (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 08:21 AM

4. Now THAT is TRUE dedication and devotion!

Zelmo deserves to be in the MAGA HALL-OF-FAME - perhaps he can use his 'special talent' to light the stream of 'brain juice' running down the side of Rudy's face - or shine a beautiful ray of light on the 'special make-up' that Donnie Jr. has surrounding his nasal area, or maybe the best idea - special lighting for the 'F**K CHRISTMAS' display honoring our previous First Lady.

So many possibilities - but definitely capable, just like Donnie!

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Response to Atticus (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 08:29 AM

5. Thank you. Atticus, sometines, lots of times, maybe all the time...

You are genius!!

Thank you, Happy April 30, 2021!!

Ms. 7wo7rees

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Response to 7wo7rees (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 08:30 AM

6. For real

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Response to Atticus (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 08:33 AM

7. LOL

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Response to Atticus (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 08:40 AM

8. Zelmo!!!

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Response to Atticus (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 08:51 AM

9. Snort!!

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Response to Atticus (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 09:16 AM

11. I'm having a tough time getting my

UV light up my crack, even with KY, so I can volunteer for a recount here in Georgia. Call me when you get to Atlanta, Zelmo.
(You are too funny!)

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Response to Atticus (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 10:03 AM

12. Right On

Atticus.................you blew it out of the park again...................Glad someone is patriotic..............lol

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