Here's a beauty....."a pitta me"

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[liberal N proud]

1. Lol

[RockRaven]

2. What a moran!

[nebby70]

3. ... am I the only one...

... it took me a couple beats until I 'got it'....

geez, the stupid just keeps getting more pronounced....

[Talitha]

26. You're not alone, I had to read it aloud a few times before realizing what they meant.

[dchill]

4. I got a pitta you right here!

[tanyev]

5. That person is falafel it.

[Midnightwalk]

6. I pity the fool who is such a pitta me of ignorance

[Tommy Carcetti]

7. "It's the a pitta me!"

[smirkymonkey]

24. LOL!

[Solly Mack]

8. Is that shorthand for I'm stupid? Not to cast asparagus on the moran.

[Coventina]

19. casting asparagus is my all time favorite.

Another one I use a lot: screwn

Did we ever compile a complete dictionary of freeperisms? We really should have.

Good times....

[Solly Mack]

23. I'm sure someone did. There were so many.

[nuxvomica]

9. He may be referriing to ePittyme

It's a website where poor spellers complain about their loss of unearned privilege by making shit up.

[mahina]

10. Came for the puppy pictures

Leaving disappointed

[MN2theMax]

12. Me too!

I was thinking pictures of cute pitties. Such a let down.

[OriginalGeek]

15. come back!

[irisblue]

17. cutie!

[mahina]

21. Hi hi hi

Belly rub please

Geez, you are so cute

[Coventina]

20. I know! When I saw the thread title, I wondered why it wasn't in the Lounge.

[Goonch]

11. Pitta You Patoowee

[jcgoldie]

13. Better than apitta snakes!

[Leith]

14. Aww... Leave the poor guy alone

You know he meant "Eppie Tome."

[irisblue]

16. autocorrect & spell check have messed me up a few times

maga spelling fail.


BTW--e·pit·o·me
/əˈpidəmē/

noun
1.
a person or thing that is a perfect example of a particular quality or type.
"she looked the epitome of elegance and good taste"

[Whiskeytide]

18. The hollowing out of our education system will end us. Yikes. n/t

[Caliman73]

22. His ridiculous spelling is one thing, but WTAF is he talking about?

He "causes and creates extreme corruption? That guy got voted out in 2020. Remember? He tried to cause an insurrection to overturn the vote and kill members of Congress?

These guys are living in an alternate reality, where spelling is apparently not taught in school. Or maybe there are no schools, which would explain why they are so ignorant.

[Buns_of_Fire]

25. Magat Cum Laude, Trump University. nt