and remember: There was no president called George Walker Bush! He did not exist. It was all Obama!

[kpete]

Translating Mitt Romney's New Hampshire Remarks

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There was no president called George Walker Bush! He did not exist. And because he did not exist, he had nothing to do with this recession. Nothing! It was all Obama!

Forget George Walker but never, ever forget Ronald Reagan! That "shining city on a hill" is code for that as well as code for the Bible! Just talking bubblegum stuff about hope worked for him (and for Obama), so it better work for me, too.

Banksters should remain banksters and in charge of the markets they ruined. This is called free enterprise. The 1% were successful (never mind how or why), and the 99% should shut up because envy is unbecoming. Also, I will pretend that the poor schmucks have a chance to become successful, too. If that's not enough, I believe in God.

Everyone in this country will have the right to live under the bridges. The European surrender-monkeys have bad things such as vacations. I call them entitlements to show how bad those things are, and because Americans still have some entitlements, too, I hint here that I will get rid of them. This is what a free land of opportunity means! You, too, can live under a bridge if you wish.

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More: (a translation of Romney's Speech by Echidne)
http://echidneofthesnakes.blogspot.com/2012_01_08_archive.html#3833877596032178877

[rfranklin]

1. Reagan did not raise taxes! He merely enhanced revenues eight times in record amounts!

I will not let that stand.

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