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[FalloutShelter]

1. Seems right in a wrong sort of way.

After all...he IS a dildo.
( sorry that was too easy)

[Nevilledog]

2. Saw a suggestion that people should send these to Ted Cruz.....lol

[FalloutShelter]

14. I like it.

[11 Bravo]

3. Hell, who didn't already know that Trump's a dildo?

I want to know where the Trump douche bags are.

[Lancero]

4. I can see why men shouldn't use those.

Shoving a asshole up your, well, asshole sounds like one of those theoretical multi-dimensional physics problems, the kind of one where the computer will develop sentience just so it can complain about how much of a headache it has.

[Nevilledog]

5. In their little minds that would be approving homosexuals.......

[Beastly Boy]

6. I am outraged. This tweet smacks of sexism!

I've seen a lot of "boys" in the news who swear they would be be "proud" to partake of something like this. Let's not marginalize them!

[Nexus2]

22. Not sexism, more homophobia LOL [nt]

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

7. You can order a Donald Trump pencil sharpener on Amazon

[Nevilledog]

8. Ha!

[Disaffected]

16. Yabut, it's the wrong end.

Of the pencil that is...

Here's another good one:

https://www.amazon.ca/Famous-Toilet-Political-Friends-Presidential/dp/B07M8RJ2TK/ref=pd_bxgy_2/147-1979396-4859102?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B07M8RJ2TK&pd_rd_r=136eea74-65d1-412b-814e-dc49fd6512c3&pd_rd_w=VQVrS&pd_rd_wg=xnI86&pf_rd_p=67279b87-ccd3-46cd-8df4-d8c53edf84d3&pf_rd_r=99BGYH8CAM4JXEBYDGPM&psc=1&refRID=99BGYH8CAM4JXEBYDGPM

[OnlinePoker]

9. I would say cut them in half to be closer to reality. n/t

[unblock]

10. Well he's already f---ed all of us anyway, so...

Art imitating life I guess

[Lancero]

11. So, I'm reasonably certain that it's a parody account.

Seriously, say the name a few times. Slow and fast. Sounds like 'My cocks small'.

Having looked over the facebook page, the phrase refuge in audacity comes to mind.

[dweller]

15. ding !

We have a wiener !
😆

✌🏻

[Midnight Writer]

12. Do these look really small or is that just my perspective?

[Coventina]

13. I have so many questions.....

[Blue Owl]

17. The Dildotard

Ribbed for Ted’s pleasure

[Marie Marie]

18. Would that work as a Voodoo Dick? You know, the kind of thing that

you stick pins into and then weird things happen to him? Of course, asking for a friend...

[Hekate]

23. Hmmmmmm. It just might work.

[keithbvadu2]

19. Ask Trump genital expert Marco Rubio if the size seems appropriate.

Ask Trump genital expert Marco Rubio if the size seems appropriate.

[consider_this]

20. Jezzuz crepes, literal dickheads. spot on. EOM

[Initech]

21. Guess this makes him a literal dickhead then?

I'll show myself out!