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Flip your own burgers, asshole... 
Employers are dicks during the best of times. When they get passive-aggressive, things really turn to shit...
Lol, long before Covid I remember a store on a tourist street by a lake with an outside sign declaring that because we (tourists) were stealing so much, unfortunately... Unbelievable! I don't remember the rest, and of course not the inside of the shop.
Btw, of course owners notably suspicious of, and even hostile toward, their customers are almost always conservative, and strongly so. Like people who always badmouth tourists. Conservatives tend to have a darker view of human nature, so that's almost a given, though individuals can surprise us.
Reminds me of an antique shop owner who accepted a check for $180 from me without ID (I'd misplaced it and it was my first time in there) even though it was while she was giving a police report for a far more expensive chest purchased with a kited check. She apparently believed by her customers were basically honest and hadn't forgotten it, or that she wanted me back. She didn't care to live her life otherwise. On my part, I didn't ask her if she at least leaned socially liberal, just knew it. I still have the little Martha Washington sewing chest to remember her by. 
One thing I read that really surprised me is that conservatives can genuinely LIKE all the people they distrust as a normal thing, the way I like people I assume will mostly tend to behave okay. Now me, if I don't trust one of them not to cheat and betray I'm not going to like him so much, but I don't see that as normal in everyone.
And when an intensely authoritarian business owner I temporarily once worked for kept the supply room locked, from what I've since read she likely underneath was not just guarding her pencils from the potential thieves she was surrounded with, but also may have been, in a kindly, even generous way that she didn't need to think about, protecting her employees from the temptation to steal.
The very byzantine systems that couple felt necessary to protect their business from its employees, btw, were what finally drove me to read about conservative psychology. They certainly weren't the first who had me wondering, though.
I'm retired now but I worked in printing almost 40 years for many different employers large and small. It used to be that offset printing companies were single proprietors or family-owned and managed. But nowadays there are so few families, because the 2nd (or 3rd) generation had no interest in keeping it going. The younger ones went to college and became doctors, lawyers, engineers, etc.
Your point about the personal thanks and appreciation of the boss/owners - it was very true for many years but it's all gone now.
Our new incoming medical director was very kind last year and baked us homemade (yes, he made them himself because I queried him on the ingredients and process) chocolate-chip cookies. DELICIOUS.
I don't want to be ungrateful, but he made them during nurses week . . for all the staff including CNA's, housekeeping, therapists, dietary, etc.
I spent tens of thousands of dollars, years of dedication, effort and pain becoming a registered nurse. Everybody who isn't a doctor does not equal nurse, okay?
After the year we've had - . . . you know, I thought I would be one of those nurses that works till she becomes a resident somewhere - but now speaking even as someone with a deep love of nursing, I wish retirement were closer. Just. Enough already.
Happy nurses' week. I appreciate you. All of you. 
Seriously, this is just too tongue-in-cheek to be a real Notice.
Nobody would post this in public if they were actually looking for employees, would they? It looks to me like some disgruntled person was "getting even" on a day when the boss wouldn't see it. I'll bet this sign came down by the end of the day.
You would think someone could spot the hole in the market and develop some software that could download a person's resume into a corporate database. FFS, how hard can it be? It is so annoying! 
Saw the humour quite quickly after that. 
