I am sure this board could produce a very long list of reasons why I would be a terrible US Senator,

[Atticus]

but let me mention just one: I could not bring myself to smile and refer to members of the traitorous "Stop the Steal" caucus as "my distinguished colleague".

I would not want to "work with" any of them.

I would refuse to "forgive and forget".

Not spitting on them would be the extent of my "civility".

I would, therefore,---seriously---be a terrible Senator.

[EndlessWire]

1. LOL!

I like the part about not spitting on them. That's a positive reason for your being a great senator!

[RegularJam]

2. Post the link to your Act Blue page when you decide to run.

I don’t care if you make this op your whole platform. I’m in.

[marble falls]

3. First of all: you're one of us. That's got to be a deal breaker.

[Turbineguy]

4. I like kissing babies.

That would be my reason.

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. Would you be better than Ron Johnson?

If so, you, too, could be a US Senator. The bar is low when Republican voters cast their votes.