GOP: Vaccines aren't safe! Also GOP: I'm going to fill plastic bags with gas & put in my trunk.

[TomDaisy]

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[AZ8theist]

1. I've seen some stupid shit in my time, but holy HELL!!!

Filling plastic bags with gasoline??? IN YOUR FUCKING TRUNK???

Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a "warm" welcome to this decades Darwin Award Winner!!!!!

[Yavin4]

2. The Darwin Award factory is experiencing shortages due to high demand.

They're making new ones as fast as they can. The Jan. 6th insurrection took a heavy toll on the inventory.

[AZ8theist]

5. No doubt the supply chain is strained....

[Grokenstein]

3. It's incredible, but just wait

Idiots who "stocked up" under ridiculously exploitative pricing will be bringing bags back to the station and demanding a refund.
...Well, the ones who don't blow themselves up, anyway.

[Claire Oh Nette]

4. News eports a strange rash of fires broke out

when Jack A. Phatphuck, a Spindale Republican, forgot he had 12 hefty trash bags full of gasoline in the trunk of his car and lit a cigarette. "They said it was a temporary fuels distribution glitch, and not to top off or hoard gas. Well, I'm not falling for any crazy conspiracy theory," PhatPhuck told our intrepid RealtyTV correspondent. "I know the diff'ernce tween a delay and a shortage. I been to Sams Club and Costco. I been to local truck stop. Hell, I been to a Radio Shack and an AutoClub. I done my research."

I called my inshorance compny, and they said their policy didn't cover transporting no flammable liquids. They cancelled my policy!! Can you believe that? 'I alway carry 'shine. It's flammable' I says to the insurance. It's not my fault I set my car and the harris teeter and a Jimmy John's on fire. They act like missed premiums is a big deal, I carry moonshine, and never denied my claim from that wreck. Next time, I'm hoarding gas in the heavy duty trash bags instead of those flimsy kitchen ones. Thanks, Biden."

NB: totally fake news. I made it up.

[Aristus]

9. These days, it's hard to tell.

Satire: Still dead.

[malaise]

11. Much closer to the truth than you might imagine

By the way that's there policy not their policy - you aren't fluent in MAGA speech

[meadowlander]

6. 2001 PSA: Don't shrinkwrap your house to keep terrorists out.

Are they getting better or worse?

[TomDaisy]

7. they are converting their car into a Ford Pinto

[USALiberal]

8. I think that photo is an old hurricane photo. Nt

[hardluck]

10. Didn't realize the GOP was active in Mexico

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hoarding-gas-plastic-bags/